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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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    (Let's asume you have kids).

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    #104

    They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

    goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG nomad_scry@lemmy.sdf.orgN 2 Replies Last reply
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      (Let's asume you have kids).

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      #105

      I don't get it

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        (Let's asume you have kids).

        goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG This user is from outside of this forum
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        Not at all

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          I don't get it

          goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG This user is from outside of this forum
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          #107

          Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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            They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

            goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG This user is from outside of this forum
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            #108

            Honestly i would join you in the lifestyle

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            • K [email protected]

              (Let's asume you have kids).

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              They will dread everything free

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              • K [email protected]

                (Let's asume you have kids).

                otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comO This user is from outside of this forum
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                As long as they find their own pocket rocks, I think we're peachy.

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                • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

                  Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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                  Sir Goldholz

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                  • meekah@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                    Sir Goldholz

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                    Yeah. Is not that bad

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                    • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

                      Yeah. Is not that bad

                      meekah@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
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                      I'm just joking about you mistyping "surname"

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                      • K [email protected]

                        (Let's asume you have kids).

                        tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyzT This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #114

                        This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

                        I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

                        Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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                        • tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyzT [email protected]

                          This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

                          I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

                          Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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                          My surname is basically the state of being drunk. Coming from a family full of alcoholics, that’s fitting.

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                            literally using my surname as my username RN

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                            #116

                            Captain 🫡

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                            • K [email protected]

                              (Let's asume you have kids).

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                              I suppose it's not so bad spawning a few minor Riots.

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                              • K [email protected]

                                (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                As long as they don't become Swedish and take a culinary career they should be fine.

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                                • K [email protected]

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                                  Probably kinda normal tbh

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                                  • T [email protected]

                                    If you prefer, we can make jokes about how you don't have a username(or a surname for that matter).

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                                    I do prefer that joke, yes, it's a classic.

                                    Eh? Eh?

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                                    • kescusay@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                      Le plus drôle c'est que je parle français. Très amusant, n'est-ce pas?

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                                      #121

                                      Hon hon hon

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                                      • K [email protected]

                                        (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                        #122

                                        They will carry the greatest name one could carry. Do you know who I am.

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                                        • K [email protected]

                                          (Let's asume you have kids).

                                          porksnort@slrpnk.netP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #123

                                          If I were rich enough, my kids wouldn’t care. Money brings all the boys to the yard.

                                          That’s Mr. Porksnort to you, peasant.

                                          Since I am not rich enough to leave an inheritance, my kids will just hate me the usual amount.

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