Foolproof advice
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Bro, that's cheese coated in wax.
It blows my mind that someone cool, intelligent, and attractive enough to read Vonnegut doesn't know such a basic cheese fact.
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... not forgetting to add a term of endearement, such as "sweetie", "honey" or "babe".
I think "toots" has been overlooked in this comment
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From where though? The fancy cheese store? Does every town have one of these for purposes of romantic theft?
It's called a fromagerie, pleb
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True love right there
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It's cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It's essentially a solidified cheese sauce. You can even make it at home.
But why would you?
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Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed
You're right, and I find it hilarious that this needs to be noted.
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Bonus points if you instead say she is being hysterical.
Some females respond better to positive reinforcement. Ask her to give you a little spin/twirl to break the tension and get her moving.
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Every day here and I don't even have ovaries!
Possibly like "false pregnancy" in dogs?
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Possibly like "false pregnancy" in dogs?
I'm in heat thanks to climate change.
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My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.
Pretty sure that's my first gag-upvote. Thanks, I guess.
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Some females respond better to positive reinforcement. Ask her to give you a little spin/twirl to break the tension and get her moving.
I saw the reply in my inbox and had a reaction to "females" there, like "ugh, not one of THESE folks who still talk like that." Because I didn't remember the nature of this thread until I got back into the comments
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We all love some good ol' mansplainimg.
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We all love some good ol' mansplainimg.
I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries!
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But why would you?
Road trip nachos. The cheese only melts when you get into Death Valley.
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I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries!
Vacuuming? Are you ovulating or something?
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I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries!
So you just like to suck then?
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Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed
Can confirm, was stabbed.
