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    That doesn't sound right but I don't know anything about women to dispute it.

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      Poe's law

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        Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

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          Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

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          That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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            The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

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              The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

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              What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                This has to be satire.

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                  Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                    What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                    I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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                      I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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                      Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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                        Yes, please do that. So we are immediately aware that we should get away as fast as possible.

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                          This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                            if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?

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                            No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                              Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                              Madam, my compliments to your ovaries šŸŽ©šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ„ššŸ™‡

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                                Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?

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                                  This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                                  I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever

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                                    No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                                    Fill her up with love šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ

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                                      We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                        That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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                                        The Cheat is vacuuming.

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                                          What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                                          Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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