Foolproof advice
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My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.
Why, thank you, I've just been to the remora. And might I say what a stable dorsal fin you have.
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"Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."
Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.
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Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.
no wonder it didn't work, that's not even cheese
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"No, stop, where are you going? I have it on very good authority that you enjoy this!"
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Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.
Hi. Welcome to the Internet.
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
wrote last edited by [email protected]That shoe one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women's shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.
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Suckers gonna suck
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
I like the idea that these are all steps to one process. Like, you gotta steal her shoe and some hair and pins, and the best distraction is with cheese.
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Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?
wrote last edited by [email protected]It's typo progressive for him. He's the "your wife shouldn't get wet" type.
Edit: autocorrect fail in the worst/best way there
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Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.
Kids these days don’t remember the internet before /s, where you had to use context to tell of someone was being sarcastic or not.
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no wonder it didn't work, that's not even cheese
Nilered did a video on this, it's technically at least cheese-adjacent
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I feel sorry for any guy dumb enough to try this. Also my friends mom when i was 13 vacuumed every day and rearranged all furniture and vacuumed behind everything once a week.
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Rings true to me. My wife never vacuums and is past menopause.
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My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.
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Nilered did a video on this, it's technically at least cheese-adjacent
i mean, so is grass
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Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.
No relation.
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This has to be satire.
I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell
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My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.
I pretty much always want pasta... Maybe I'm always experiencing menses.
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I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell
There’s lots of really fucking stupid people out there so who knows.
