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    My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

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    • asidonhopo@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

      Nilered did a video on this, it's technically at least cheese-adjacent

      https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o

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      i mean, so is grass

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        Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

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        No relation.

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        • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

          This has to be satire.

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          I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell 😕

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            My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

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            I pretty much always want pasta... Maybe I'm always experiencing menses.

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              I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell 😕

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              There’s lots of really fucking stupid people out there so who knows.

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                My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

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                hang on, I feel there could be false positives there. Did she ever want pasta when she wasn't on her period?

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                  Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.

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                    We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                    Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.

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                    • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                      Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.

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                      I read that as "a slice of milk" and like. Technically yeah it's not wrong

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                      • bluelinebae@midwest.socialB [email protected]

                        That shoe one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women's shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.

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                        If they were all the same size, perhaps amputee?

                        Or maybe a really specific fetish.

                        Maybe both.

                        Quite possibly a question best left unanswered, at least until you no longer live there

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                        • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

                          This has to be satire.

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                          I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting

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                            Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.

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                            once with a women. Trust me.

                            Stop bragging

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                            • walk_blessed@piefed.blahaj.zoneW [email protected]

                              I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting

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                              I understand the user is using this as a shitpost but that doesn’t mean the original content was for sure satire. It could also just be written by an idiot. Shitposts and idiot generated content are not mutually exclusive.

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                                Hi. Welcome to the Internet.

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                                Have a look around 🎶

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                                  We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                    TIL I ovulate every Sunday 😂😅

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                                      Damn I guess I’ve never ovulated in my life

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                                        We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                        Bitches love cheddar

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                                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                          "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                          The cheese is under my foreskin

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