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  • asidonhopo@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

    Nilered did a video on this, it's technically at least cheese-adjacent

    https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o

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    i mean, so is grass

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      Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

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      No relation.

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      • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

        This has to be satire.

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        I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell 😕

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          My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

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          I pretty much always want pasta... Maybe I'm always experiencing menses.

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            I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell 😕

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            There’s lots of really fucking stupid people out there so who knows.

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              My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

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              hang on, I feel there could be false positives there. Did she ever want pasta when she wasn't on her period?

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                Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.

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                • S [email protected]

                  We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                  Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.

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                  • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                    Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.

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                    I read that as "a slice of milk" and like. Technically yeah it's not wrong

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                    • bluelinebae@midwest.socialB [email protected]

                      That shoe one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women's shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.

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                      If they were all the same size, perhaps amputee?

                      Or maybe a really specific fetish.

                      Maybe both.

                      Quite possibly a question best left unanswered, at least until you no longer live there

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                      • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

                        This has to be satire.

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                        I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting

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                          Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.

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                          once with a women. Trust me.

                          Stop bragging

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                          • walk_blessed@piefed.blahaj.zoneW [email protected]

                            I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting

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                            I understand the user is using this as a shitpost but that doesn’t mean the original content was for sure satire. It could also just be written by an idiot. Shitposts and idiot generated content are not mutually exclusive.

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                              Hi. Welcome to the Internet.

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                              Have a look around 🎶

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                                We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                  TIL I ovulate every Sunday 😂😅

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                                    Damn I guess I’ve never ovulated in my life

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                                      We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                      Bitches love cheddar

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                                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                        "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                        The cheese is under my foreskin

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                                        • asidonhopo@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                                          Nilered did a video on this, it's technically at least cheese-adjacent

                                          https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o

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                                          It's cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It's essentially a solidified cheese sauce. You can even make it at home.

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