Foolproof advice
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.
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Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.
I read that as "a slice of milk" and like. Technically yeah it's not wrong
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That shoe one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women's shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.
If they were all the same size, perhaps amputee?
Or maybe a really specific fetish.
Maybe both.
Quite possibly a question best left unanswered, at least until you no longer live there
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This has to be satire.
I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting
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Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.
once with a women. Trust me.
Stop bragging
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I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting
wrote last edited by [email protected]I understand the user is using this as a shitpost but that doesn’t mean the original content was for sure satire. It could also just be written by an idiot. Shitposts and idiot generated content are not mutually exclusive.
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Hi. Welcome to the Internet.
Have a look around
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
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TIL I ovulate every Sunday
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Damn I guess I’ve never ovulated in my life
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
Bitches love cheddar
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"Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."
The cheese is under my foreskin
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Nilered did a video on this, it's technically at least cheese-adjacent
wrote last edited by [email protected]It's cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It's essentially a solidified cheese sauce. You can even make it at home.
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My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.
yeah it seems like one of those things where you'll probably almost definitely see some kind of behavioral change, but what specifically is basically completely up in the air. My chronic suicidal ideation will flare up really bad right before I begin menstruating. Having an IUD means menstruating a lot less but it also makes it less predictable. So I'll be in this deep dark hole for a few days that I would swear up and down is the worst I've ever felt and it's never gonna get any better then one morning I'm taking a piss and my boxers have blood on them and I'm just like "...ooooooh."
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Not sure if AI or just incredibly stupid.
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
I tried this with my fiance with a dairy allergy and now I'm single again.
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Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.
Works for a lot of men too. I mean not me. I prefer mozzarella.
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In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.
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TIL I ovulate every Sunday
Every day here and I don't even have ovaries!
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The Cheat is vacuuming.
The Cheat is ovulating.
