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    #39

    Even if you ignore the copy/paste, this dude's casually mentioning he's looking to earn a $240,000 salary in a gig subreddit...

    EDIT: ₹240,000. In rupees. Thank you for the corrections! I haven't had my coffee yet...

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    • E [email protected]

      Even if you ignore the copy/paste, this dude's casually mentioning he's looking to earn a $240,000 salary in a gig subreddit...

      EDIT: ₹240,000. In rupees. Thank you for the corrections! I haven't had my coffee yet...

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      That's actually closer to $2,790

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        Even if you ignore the copy/paste, this dude's casually mentioning he's looking to earn a $240,000 salary in a gig subreddit...

        EDIT: ₹240,000. In rupees. Thank you for the corrections! I haven't had my coffee yet...

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        ₹240,000. That's like less than $3,000 US.

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        • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

          But why not just use this - this?

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          I use that for lists. Double hyphen is also more distinct.

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            I have [skills].

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            I excel at [other duties as required]

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            • magicabyss@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM [email protected]

              He forgot to add "prompt engineer" to his skills.

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              He also forgot "proof reader."

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              • N [email protected]

                I have a script that turns this -- into this — on my computer, but tbf I'm probably an AI so that tracks.

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                Honestly might want to consider stopping using the script now. Double hyphens seems more human, at least for the time being

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                • Z [email protected]

                  I hate that, I always loved my em-dashes, and I'll continue to use them — even if that means I look like an AI!

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                  The two dominant style guides in the U.S. (Chicago Manual of Style and the A.P. Stylebook) prescribe no spaces around em dashes. When I do professional writing I default to Chicago, so I learned to eventually omit spaces around em dashes. That's still my main way of distinguishing myself, for now.

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                    The two dominant style guides in the U.S. (Chicago Manual of Style and the A.P. Stylebook) prescribe no spaces around em dashes. When I do professional writing I default to Chicago, so I learned to eventually omit spaces around em dashes. That's still my main way of distinguishing myself, for now.

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                    Oh it's interesting! In French typography (which I use in English if I don't know this language's rule), there's a normal space between the main text and the dash, and a non-breaking space between the dash and the inclusion. But I may turn to Chicago, now that I know that.

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                      Oh it's interesting! In French typography (which I use in English if I don't know this language's rule), there's a normal space between the main text and the dash, and a non-breaking space between the dash and the inclusion. But I may turn to Chicago, now that I know that.

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                      I would advise against it — I think it looks stupid.

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                      • M [email protected]

                        ₹240,000. That's like less than $3,000 US.

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                        That's a shit ton of money for someone that is "broke and desperate". This is from a European cost of living PoV. In india it is probably a shitton of money

                        EDIT: this comment is wrong. See responses below.

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                          That's a shit ton of money for someone that is "broke and desperate". This is from a European cost of living PoV. In india it is probably a shitton of money

                          EDIT: this comment is wrong. See responses below.

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                          shitton

                          20000 rupees per month is around 200 euros from what I see

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                            shitton

                            20000 rupees per month is around 200 euros from what I see

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                            Ah my bad. The original post was per month but the comment I replied to was per year. I assumed it was per month too.

                            So it would be 3k/year.

                            Yeah, that's definitely not a lot.

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                              He seems genuine

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                                Ah my bad. The original post was per month but the comment I replied to was per year. I assumed it was per month too.

                                So it would be 3k/year.

                                Yeah, that's definitely not a lot.

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                                It is a shitload, tbh. I make half as much and my salary is considered pretty high in here. Most of my friends barely make a half of my salary. Ukraine.

                                Upd. Again month-year confusion.

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                                  It is a shitload, tbh. I make half as much and my salary is considered pretty high in here. Most of my friends barely make a half of my salary. Ukraine.

                                  Upd. Again month-year confusion.

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                                  You make 100 euro per month?

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                                    Ah, my competition making job requirements easy for me.

                                    All the boss needs is someone who can write without ChatGPT.

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                                    Application denied by the AI. Reason: AI review, duh

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                                      Hello, [human name]! My suggestions include:

                                      • [list of sites that offer jobs]

                                      I hope I've been helpful!

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                                        Effing Indian scammers!

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                                          I have basic skills in Doing the Needful, and I'm willing to learn fast and work hard.

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