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  • F [email protected]

    I have [skills].

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    I excel at [other duties as required]

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    • magicabyss@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM [email protected]

      He forgot to add "prompt engineer" to his skills.

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      He also forgot "proof reader."

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      • N [email protected]

        I have a script that turns this -- into this — on my computer, but tbf I'm probably an AI so that tracks.

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        Honestly might want to consider stopping using the script now. Double hyphens seems more human, at least for the time being

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        • Z [email protected]

          I hate that, I always loved my em-dashes, and I'll continue to use them — even if that means I look like an AI!

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          The two dominant style guides in the U.S. (Chicago Manual of Style and the A.P. Stylebook) prescribe no spaces around em dashes. When I do professional writing I default to Chicago, so I learned to eventually omit spaces around em dashes. That's still my main way of distinguishing myself, for now.

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            The two dominant style guides in the U.S. (Chicago Manual of Style and the A.P. Stylebook) prescribe no spaces around em dashes. When I do professional writing I default to Chicago, so I learned to eventually omit spaces around em dashes. That's still my main way of distinguishing myself, for now.

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            Oh it's interesting! In French typography (which I use in English if I don't know this language's rule), there's a normal space between the main text and the dash, and a non-breaking space between the dash and the inclusion. But I may turn to Chicago, now that I know that.

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            • Z [email protected]

              Oh it's interesting! In French typography (which I use in English if I don't know this language's rule), there's a normal space between the main text and the dash, and a non-breaking space between the dash and the inclusion. But I may turn to Chicago, now that I know that.

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              I would advise against it — I think it looks stupid.

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              • M [email protected]

                ₹240,000. That's like less than $3,000 US.

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                That's a shit ton of money for someone that is "broke and desperate". This is from a European cost of living PoV. In india it is probably a shitton of money

                EDIT: this comment is wrong. See responses below.

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                • C [email protected]

                  That's a shit ton of money for someone that is "broke and desperate". This is from a European cost of living PoV. In india it is probably a shitton of money

                  EDIT: this comment is wrong. See responses below.

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                  shitton

                  20000 rupees per month is around 200 euros from what I see

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                    shitton

                    20000 rupees per month is around 200 euros from what I see

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                    Ah my bad. The original post was per month but the comment I replied to was per year. I assumed it was per month too.

                    So it would be 3k/year.

                    Yeah, that's definitely not a lot.

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                      He seems genuine

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                      • C [email protected]

                        Ah my bad. The original post was per month but the comment I replied to was per year. I assumed it was per month too.

                        So it would be 3k/year.

                        Yeah, that's definitely not a lot.

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                        It is a shitload, tbh. I make half as much and my salary is considered pretty high in here. Most of my friends barely make a half of my salary. Ukraine.

                        Upd. Again month-year confusion.

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                          It is a shitload, tbh. I make half as much and my salary is considered pretty high in here. Most of my friends barely make a half of my salary. Ukraine.

                          Upd. Again month-year confusion.

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                          You make 100 euro per month?

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                          • W [email protected]

                            Ah, my competition making job requirements easy for me.

                            All the boss needs is someone who can write without ChatGPT.

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                            Application denied by the AI. Reason: AI review, duh

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                              Hello, [human name]! My suggestions include:

                              • [list of sites that offer jobs]

                              I hope I've been helpful!

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                                Effing Indian scammers!

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                                  I have basic skills in Doing the Needful, and I'm willing to learn fast and work hard.

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                                  • Z [email protected]

                                    I hate that, I always loved my em-dashes, and I'll continue to use them — even if that means I look like an AI!

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                                    Nice try robot scum

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                                    • F [email protected]

                                      He seems genuine

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                                      His neck is high, it makes me trust him

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                                      • M [email protected]

                                        ₹240,000. That's like less than $3,000 US.

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                                        You're technically correct, but it's much less than $3000 USD. $232.54 USD to be exact. Or roughly two day's worth of pay for the average American. I guess things are much cheaper in India.

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                                        • T [email protected]

                                          okay but what would the motive to write this even be?

                                          Responding to himself with some scam hustle, hoping that people similar to the OP take the bait?

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                                          The motive could be as simple as asking for a job while not being fluent in English or not being confident in their English skills. People look for the worse in people way too much sometimes.

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