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  • nusm@piefed.zipN

    When I Realize I'm A Grownup

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    jackbydev@programming.devJ
    My friends sure seem to think there is.
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    Important reasons

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    Butt fro
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    What's weirdest thing about American culture?

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    jerkface@lemmy.caJ
    b/c they can't go burning the flag every time a kid fucks up but they can't bring themselves to totally abandon a ritual that has become a superstition
  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    Born under the Louisiana sign

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    I dunno, how much chitinase do you produce.
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    Dog got into the treats jar (twice), accidentally made a decent puzzle toy.

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    sxan@midwest.socialS
    Self-made toy. I didn't mean to be critical, or imply irresponsible behavior. We went on vacation once and left everything out on the counter for the pet sitter, including Friskies we give as treats. One of our cats methodically pushed the bag off the counter and it exploded on the floor; for nearly 12 hours (we had the web cam on), that's all they ate. It happens!
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    That escalated quickly 😭 😭

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    Tiktok/YouTuber meets the real world.
  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    The Oedipus Complex

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    otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comO
    It was a race. What did he win?
  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    I breathe dust

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    You can buy these posters (and many of the others that are posted across the internet) here: https://truewagner.bigcartel.com/product/wagner-s-rip-em-outs One guy has made pretty much all the weird posters like this. The number has been changed on this post, but the one from the book works and has an answering machine message that is an AI old lady talking about the dust she breathes
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    for those of you unaware of this little gems existence (not the author, full disclosure), it's a little long, but worth it. Enjoy!

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    No it's a real link. It looks like you may have, somehow, gotten blocked from Craigslist. Its a comical recollection of a dude not having the best time at a hot yoga session. If you search for something along the lines of "Craigslist yoga mat story" im sure you'll find some version of it.
  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    That time that Sharon Osbourne straightened Ozzy's hair with an iron

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    Artists who make time for their fans are the best. I never met Ozzy, but when I went to Warped Tour '04 I hung around the back stages after shows ended, wearing a black shirt and carrying a silver sharpie. Somewhere in my parents' house is a treasured old T-shirt that doesn't fit me anymore, covered in signatures from NoFX, Thursday, Flogging Molly, Anti-Flag, and more. In fact some members of Flogging Molly went the extra mile - they jumped the fence to take pictures with me and my friend. It was the best day of my life at that point. I remember on the drive home thinking, "If I died right now, I'd die happy."
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    America by a European

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    Nope, Austria is definetly very close to me and the USA is far away.
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Alan Rickman <3

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    He shall be avenged!
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    Social Media for Plants

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    otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comO
    Did she just walk off The Mayflower?
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    The Invention of Scarcity

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    starman2112@sh.itjust.worksS
    Anna's Archive has a copy of the ebook for a very reasonable price
  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    Some life advice from a shoe

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    tehbamski@lemmy.worldT
    They say I'm handy, at work.
  • jhogenbaum@leminal.spaceJ

    I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

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    random_character_a@lemmy.worldR
    This needs to be on a t-shirt
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Mine too!

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    fredselfish@lemmy.worldF
    Probably why the last 3 were so meh. But goddamn that ending.
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    Seems like the most reasonable explanation

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    It makes a lot more sense to me and requires a lot less moving parts.
  • thebat@lemmy.worldT

    They didn't even use comic sans

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    With that skill, they didn't need to hire anyone!
  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    Under the Gator sign

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