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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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  • Mr Emmerich

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    Said manner being hurricane relief search-and-rescue operations
  • talking to my dad about depression

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    Second the recommendation for Wellbutrin. I didn't trust chemical solutions either but it actually is great.
  • Work as a waiter

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    Keep up the good work
  • Anon wants robux

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    Or hindering a possible investigation by implicating the kid that owns the account.
  • Its your duty to take care of the young

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    I think I'm going through the millennial thing, where everyone treats your generation as children even though I'm 25. I mean, the first wave of Gen Alphas are 15 now, pretty soon no Gen Z's gonna be in high school anymore.
  • Take out a huge loan

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    "I compare your argument to refusing to stop setting off firecrackers..." Which would be in error because they are disanalogous. There is a substantial psychological difference between word substitution, and a reflexive reaction to similar sounds, that are then evaluated to be different later on. Just because it seems instantaneous to you, doesn't mean that the individual does not actually believe they are under fire even momentarily, can you say the same for someone reading the word "suicide"? "I argue just the way I like" Which is logically unsound. "I'm trying to be considerate... something you don't understand." All you are doing is patting yourself on the back over something that doesn't matter. You may think that you are helping people, but you simply aren't. "A life as nice as you are" Thank you. I think you are confusing refusing to pander to idiocy, with being mean. You can be an extremely beneficial person to others without endorsing every single view or action they make.
  • Envy

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    Sweet is what you call a uh, a sucka. He's a true believer, a fool, who is dedicated to a whole bunch of rhetoric that objectively is not true, does not function in reality the way he believes it should. He should know that literally nobody else goes by his code of conduct and honor anywhere near as strictly as he does, because he has repeated, first hand experience with that, but he doesn't learn, because he is so broken as a person from all the horrible shit that has happened to people he genuinely cares about, that this code is really all that remains as the basis of his identity. He is a broken, angry, incompetent man who was sold a lie, and that lie is all he has left. He is a tragic character, traumatized as fuck.
  • Anon has nothing to do

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    So many of these guys consider themselves Patrick Bateman irl, I'd absolutely not be surprised if it wasn't just "I wish I was happy despite having no ambitions", but rather he considers himself a "temporarily embarassed achiever"
  • all it takes

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    what kinks do you have set on your f-list
  • Anon buys a can of beans

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    statistically, video game
  • Anon has a false alarm

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    Shit happens (sometimes)
  • Anon is off the quest

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    Assy McGee
  • Anon is not satisfied

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    Yeah, he's shit but if you're impressionable and self-centred, you can get sucked in by his bit. Like I remember watching a couple clips and thinking sounds like he's just saying common sense reasonable stuff with a side of pop philosophy -- I don't get what people are mad about but I have a good relationship with my parents and was raised to respect myself and others, so he had no to Morty's Mind Blowers for me. I just moved on. Later of course, thanks to others writing about it, I discovered that he has said some legitimately heinous things, and despite being so pathetic is actually an incredibly dangerous individual, meme-wise.
  • Anon likes a thing

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    You say "when you were 10 years old" but that is no metric for time. That could be last year for all anyone knows. When I first saw anything about Roblox (which I think was early 201X), the vibe was about building like Minecraft but more creative mode.
  • is this normal

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    knightly@pawb.socialK
    Genuinely. Like; walking to the mailbox when a lost childhood memory resurfaces for no apparent reason and then I'm making smalltalk with the neighbor to distract myself from the bittersweet moment that'd have me in tears otherwise Life is so damn beautiful, y'all. There are the horrors, but there is also joy~<3
  • Anon daydreams

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    This thread made me realize that I have never really been in a relationship before.
  • Anon is an 80s villain

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    I'd exchange that for 100 cents!
  • Minor inconvenience

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    swelter_spark@reddthat.comS
    It sounds like your mom went through a lot. I believe that my mother's issues are also the result of family abuse. (2 of her 3 sisters have the same behaviors.) I feel sorry for her, but she's still a bad person. She lives in the same town as my brother and his family, right next to her grandkids' school, so she definitely does not need me to move in with her.
  • Anon plays the badguy

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    The weapons are outfitted with a smaller barrel to accomodate. The different barrel requirement doesn't apply to all systems. AR-15/M16/M4 rifles in 5.56 can use a drop in bolt carrier group with Simunition mags and ammo, with no other changes.
  • Anon cheers up his dad

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    slow clap