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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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  • Anon describes apple's practices

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    We used a hot plate that we could dial specifically to 70c so there was less risk of damaging the battery. Just leave the phone face down on it to bake, and after a few minutes the adhesive pulls apart easily.
  • Anon loves The Lord of the Rings

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    monk@lemmy.unboiled.infoM
    Nethack, nothing comes close
  • Anon is a gamer

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    My gane is buying games and not playing them, iwm currently doing ok at it !
  • Anon has a warning for incels

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    You know - the only thing you can really control at all is yourself. So it can be true that the world sucks, but making yourself suck is not going to do anything except hurt you, yourself. And make the world a little bit suckier. So regardless of the outside circumstances, the best action is always to work on yourself. Generally speaking that does make you look differently at your circumstances too, so that you might be able to improve your situation with some action but even if those circumstances don't change you are still better equipped to deal with them.
  • Bruh the generational shit is propaganda.

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    Gen z is left of millennials, at least in the US, but not as far left as millennials were at the same age.
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    I think I was always on the ace spectrum, but I found out probably around 15-ish. (I'm 29 now). Although, I can't call myself fully ace, but I did treat myself that way in high school (which I regret). Hence, the greysexual label.
  • Anon is a game dev

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    ultragigagigantic@lemmy.mlU
    Factorio to i believe
  • Anon hates reddit

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    Oops. I meant the former, eunuchs from birth Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction, so while they still might be male or female, they just don't feel that attraction
  • Such a welcoming community

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    This is indeed correct. The source papers I do have and they're saved elsewhere. So even if the US government or whatever erased those, they can't erase facts. Uterus transplants have actually already been done and led to successful births. The closest analogy would probably be FtM births, which have succeeded as well.
  • Another classic

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    Mask looks like it smashes watermelons with a giant hammer.
  • Anon turns on raytracing

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    It is such a minor improvement, though. Especially, as you've mentioned, on a 1080p screen. And, sorry to say, but having to fill up 150+ Gigs of space for a 20-30 hour game is a complete waste with, as I've said several times, immensely diminished returns. Let's take UE5, for instance. Texture streaming has become necessary because we can't afford to have a coherent texture map loaded in all at once, precisely because those textures are stupidly large. This causes so, so many performance issues, that I'd argue it's been a downgrade even coming off UE3. I'd rather have a smooth and OK-looking game which doesn't require me to get a second SSD just to fit it all, than to face significant stutters every time I do a 180° turn because the engine is struggling to load Gigs of uncached textures, which, again, barely look any better.
  • Where's the greentext?

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    mrjamegumb@lemmy.worldM
    That's not a greentext lol
  • OH NO...

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    its there now. i made a mistake on uploading. thanks for the message
  • I intended to include a screenshot.

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    therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT
    Looks right on my end Edit: damnit I wrote this right before you actually fixed it
  • Anon plays cyberpunk

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    bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB
    Yeah, I've already played a bit and love it. But then XWVM caught my attention. Now I gotta switch it up.
  • sneeze training

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    She just has a pepper snorting addiction
  • traffic jam

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    macncheezus@lemmy.todayM
    Says the Germanon, as if his language was any better in that department.
  • Is that photo AI though?

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    evkob@lemmy.caE
    Totally AI. Look at the seating, the illusion really falls apart. Also, Fieri and Bourdain were not fans of each other, Bourdain once said Fieri looked "like a Simpsons character that was designed by committee".
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    Relatable.
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