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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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  • Anon is damned

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UgiJPnwtQU&t=491s Food piracy is a crime. You wouldn't duplicate a life-threatening disease. You wouldn't duplicate a kestrel. So don't duplicate food. If you eat duplicated food, you'll get AIDS.
  • Anon earns achievements

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    I haven't seen one in a while but I was so fucking sick of seeing bigger they are harder they fall references in the early days of achievements
  • Anon shoots for two

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    samuraibeandog@lemmy.worldS
    Kobe's nickname (self assigned) was the Black Mamba. Mamba Mentality was the book he wrote about his mindset. MJ was famously competitive but Kobe kind of took it to another level that bordered on sociopathic.
  • Anon makes decisions

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    abbotsbury@lemmy.worldA
    What about Hicks or Bishop?
  • Anon breaks up

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    but that's bc you are a bad person.
  • Anon is scared of pedos

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    abbotsbury@lemmy.worldA
    not a greentext
  • Anon has learned enough

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    What are the ù seas but a huge library ?
  • Anon thinks about elephants

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    Uhhh no u
  • Anon witnesses excellent security

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    Hence why I tell my employers that I'm good with h That option (see the last bit of the comment to which you replied) the problem is that this method of 2FA is not implemented commonly, and so most systems I've encountered bug out when trying to set it up.
  • Anon does the shopping

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    What if you only feel that way because you're experiencing it? Like, maybe you'll wake up at some point, and just be like "wtf. You walk into a tiny room. The door closes by itself, sideways, sci-fi style. When it opens again, the exterior, the room you just came from, just… changed. Completely different"
  • Anon isn't a Microsoft fan

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    what's the business strategy here Capatilism.
  • Anon is Illiterate

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    Yeah, it really throws me off. I'm a little overly sensitive to body language and other cues about what a person is thinking and feeling, and some of that is messed up when the speed is increased.
  • Anon is rude at work

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    Have you ever worked retail or food? The amount of pettiness and back-biting is equitable to that found in a high-stakes corporate setting. Professional kitchens are by far the worst jobs I've had in this regard. I've watched a middle aged line lead purposefully fuck up whole tables just to get revenge on the teenage waitress who turned down his advances. I saw a service lead get arrested in the parking lot because he was going to blast a coworker with his .45. Why? Because the asshole coworker tried to sabotage the lead's dinner service by refusing to help him during the rush because he was passed over for the position. This is not including the loud and public break-ups between coworkers, the fist fights, the time a prep cook tried to work his shift while fucked up on enough oxy to kill a bull moose, or the time these two stoned idiots decided to thaw 80 lbs of chicken wings by putting them through the industrial dishwasher.
  • Anon ups his fibre intake

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    I'mma need the story link, officer.
  • makeover

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    That all makes sense, desiring looking at something beautiful or attractive. Re envy: that's interesting, so you would like to be able to be like women in that you would like to be able to be beautiful, delicate, desirable and so on? I think some men can be considered beautiful and desirable - I'm sure women would describe men like Pedro Pascal as being beautiful and desirable But I hear what you mean that in general women are seen as desired and men as the one desiring, in a sense. I think that's largely social, though I do think estrogen does create traits that we might see as beautiful, such as soft skin, for example. I guess I wonder if you have any examples of beautiful, delicate, or desirable men, and whether you would prefer to be that, or if you could press a button if you would just choose to have been born a woman instead?
  • can't unsee it

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    Yeah, that would probably geek me out, too. My mom's name was not a popular girl's name for my generation, thankfully.
  • vampires and werewolves

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    Let them have fun. It's fine.
  • the trick

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    Serious “M‘lady” tips fedora vibes for sure. The yuri hentai is the cherry on top lol
  • Anon plays Metroid

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    Hollow Knight was kind of like this, with a better tutorial, and I loved the game for that. The exploration felt so much more mysterious.
  • Sloth Demon

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    Who said the sloth daemon can’t be ours ️ ️ ️