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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …

2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …

3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …

4. No Porn/Explicit

Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …

5. No Enciting Harassment,

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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  • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.worksE

    Bear Posting

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  • thebat@lemmy.worldT

    Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

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    Stuck on a NEMA 5-15 outlet, can't draw much more continuously. I think like 1200W is the highest continuous load you're allowed on a 15 A circuit here in the US, but I am not an electrician so I could be wrong
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    Can you believe all those wildfires in [your country here]?

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    Then why did gen z males vote for Trump?
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    Done with being the one in charge of maintaining friendships

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    the key word here is "some", having a couple friends who you know struggle with it isn't the same thing as being surrounded by people who never initiate contact. You can't expect someone to prop up most of their relationships, that's a nutso amount of effort.
  • sjmarf@sh.itjust.worksS

    Skip

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    kn0wmad1c@programming.devK
    I mean technically, that is Theseus's ship. It's just not the original one.
  • drdystopia@lemy.lolD

    Cheating in games are for losers, I prefer cyanocobalamin, phosphatidylserine and the proprietary n.r.GG Nootropic Blend.

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    45 cents per serving + shipping, hell no. Even if it didn't have this curse brought upon this land.
  • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB

    Piss Post

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    rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR
    Excellent point!
  • Z

    Turn on sound.

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    happy Taurus noises
  • a_chilean_cyborg@feddit.clA

    😭😭😭😭😭

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    i'd cap henry ford, fuck the assembly line. i want artisanal heirloom fridges that have been repaired for 4 generations because it's cheaper than buying a new one.
  • H

    Fiber

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    my dad complains about horrible bowel movements every time he goes for fibre toast rather than plain white, i truly do not fathom how some people are alive
  • ssupii@lemmy.sdf.orgS

    wheel mugs

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    I’m ultrasoft
  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO

    Fantastic experience

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    abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA
    Have Bottom Surgery Acquire disembodied balls Have balls plasticised Turn them into Earrings. When someone asks about them, say "these belonged to the last man who wronged me." ??? Profit (or at least have a new law created because of me).
  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO

    Social media has turned to s🔲t because of all the censoring

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDMXNMudaq0
  • K

    Hot birds in your area iykyk

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    [image: 944015d1-bcaa-47a7-bf06-fe2330ac8785.png]
  • whatsherbucket@lemmy.worldW

    And so it was

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    so it's a fucking boneappletea? oh my god
  • M

    We are all asking the same question

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    You’re telling me this woman born in 1868 hillbilly country didn’t get married in such a short wedding dress? Edit: the length isn’t absurd but this is not a traditional dress, not what I’d expect from a century and a half ago. The way these fake images show four “normal” legs should also be a red flag, there’s no way the four of them could grow to look like typical legs, legs are mostly muscle and that means her body’s biomechanics would seriously restrict their ability to grow to look like typical legs. Edit 2: She died in Cleburne, Texas, on May 6, 1928. Her casket was covered in concrete and various family members kept watch until it was fully cured. This was to prevent grave robbers from stealing her corpse. Several medical practitioners and private collectors offered financial compensation for her corpse. People fucking suck.
  • darkdarkhouse@lemmy.sdf.orgD

    When your wife appreciates it?

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    British colonialism at its best

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  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO

    Rats

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    dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD
    'tis truth, friend. And it's absolutely fucking adorable. YouTube "popcorning guinea pigs" or rats or whatever, it's so fucking cute.
  • ssupii@lemmy.sdf.orgS

    modern tech

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    matty_r@programming.devM
    Bazonga!