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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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  • lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fiL

    Posting a New Delicious Dessert for a Year [Day 1]

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    substitute where you feel like my favorite is surprise toothpaste core
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    My dad sent me this😭

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    dreaming_novaling@lemmy.zipD
    Yeah the artstyle immediately gave it away and my disappointment was immesurable. Idk why all AI comics have those thick lines and pale, washed-out colors (if it's a colored comic). The side mirror was just the confirmation cherry on top
  • M

    I tried this coffee but it kept sticking to my teeth

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    shellmonkey@lemmy.socdojo.comS
    A cafe selling 'cum drops' in Bangkok, they knew what they where doing.
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    To do battle

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    Yet man continues in their folly to unseat the goose. We are witnessing the hubris of man.
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    413524 Gang, rise up!

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    4, 1, 3, 3.5, 4 Obviously
  • M

    When ALL of me is in agreement

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    owenfromcanada@lemmy.caO
    Just happy to see you
  • C

    Cow eggs

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    Never forget that deep inside LLM training data, their is all the tweet history of pussyslayer69.
  • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR

    And I only know two chords!

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    Then Brian comes in and i change up the tempo
  • M

    Having booze in your TV is a must

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    macncheezus@lemmy.todayM
    Okay boomer
  • M

    That really hurts

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    LOL. Call in saying you're going to be late and do her or quickly run to the bathroom and rub one out
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Wanna show me? Send a DM

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    I don't understand why are some image links broken on my instance This is the link (not working) I see in your comment: https://infosec.pub/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fm%2Fn7es3pAwrREAAAAC%2Fblue-jays-elevator.gif
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    A shit situation

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    Oh, you call your aunt that too?
  • T

    HAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK

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    Yes there was drama, but I feel like you're downplaying just how bad they overpromised and underdelivered. As a huge CDPR fan since The Witcher 2, (I even preordered TW3 collectors edition the first day it was available for preorder, even though I usually don't preorder). That release eroded a lot of the trust I had in them, even though I didn't preorder this one since I could smell the bs from miles away. I actually got the game for like 6 bucks on Steam during the last sale and I'm now having a blast playing through the actually stable and release-ready version. But I feel like I can still see the scars of the rushed development on the game's main story progression. Like, I'm convinced that act 1 was supposed to be much longer and more fleshed out. Because I can't explain why a game that has quite literally the most immersive dialogue sequences in the entire industry (in a gigantic open world FPS, of all things) would have you watch a montage of you doing a bunch of cool things with a very cool character instead of actually having you playing through them. Also you can't convince me that montage was literally supposed to be a vertical slice of act 1 but they had to "salvage" it and actually put it 1:1 in the game because they were legally on the hook for releasing it as an early story trailer with a giant "scenes captured in engine" text. They might go back on the "preorder worthy" list if they can abstain from blowing up the next game's hype to the moon and ride it regardless of the actual state of development. And burning out all their best talent on crunch death marches. Edit: oh, also I have to rant about this trend I'm seeing a lot recently where uninformed gamers are now blaming the... publisher for all of this, apparently not realizing that they are self-published.
  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN

    Sometimes my genius, it's frightening me...

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    I think you drew flat moon at the wrong angle though, it always faces square on to flat earth.
  • I

    If you ever feel sad you got manga jesus to help you

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    Watching some over us, one is all the looking time! Down at us…
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    "Deleted by creator"....

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    It's okay. I got better
  • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR

    Mr Frisky! Mr Frisky Where Are You?

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    starman2112@sh.itjust.worksS
    Not stalking, this is the first time I believe I've ever interacted with you. Not commenting on the meme's topic, but I am commenting on the topic of this particular thread. I don't think this is harassment either, I was just pointing out a true thing that was relevant to the discussion. Ideally this is the last time I ever interact with you
  • daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.comD

    As Im drug away to the gulag for my incessant political speech my greatest regret will be not doing more hard drugs.

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    crazycraw@crazypeople.onlineC
    ah yes, little lord fentanyl they call him.
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    False advertising

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  • leftist_lawyer@lemmy.todayL

    Alligator Auschwitz

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    Yeah, ORGANIZE. Like with actual leaders and plans and shit, because individual violence isn't going to accomplish anything.