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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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  • M

    And you still don't believe in God?

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    I don't ask for much but if the cookie dough god does exist may he produce unlimited cookies inside every evil person on the planet. Let's go easy, 1 cookie per minute for the first day. Double that every hour until they repent... I mean rip and pop.
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    For those about to dose, WE SALUTE YOU

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    Ok banana
  • lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fiL

    Posting a new delicious meal daily for a week [Day 6]

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    What is porridge but a thicc soup?
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    Enough is enough

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    dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneD
    In the film there is a villain character named Buffalo Bill who murders young women and harvests their skin to make a woman suit they can wear to feel like a woman, presented as a sexual fetish (this is a debunked pseudoscience concept of "autogynephilia"). The character does this after being rejected by gender-affirming clinics for being mentally unstable and not being a "true transexual". There is a famous scene where Buffalo Bill has abducted a woman and keeps her in a well, and a basket with lotion is sent down and Buffalo Bill says a now famous line: "It rubs lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again." This is a threat to get her to moisturize and take care of her skin, since that's what is intended to be harvested from her. There's another iconic scene when Buffalo Bill is putting on makeup and jewelry and in the mirror saying "Would you fuck me? ... I would fuck me. I would fuck me. I would fuck me so hard." Then Buffalo Bill dances in front of a camera wearing the skin of women while dressed in women's clothes. This is perhaps one of the most impactful instances of transphobia in film, and served as an anchor in the 1990s for how people thought about trans women, as deranged psychopathic perverts (similar to how at the time all gay men were believed to be pedophile rapists). There were even protests held against the film at the time. Since OP's post is about lotion and criminality, my assumption is that some Silence of the Lambs joke is inevitable, so I thought I'd get ahead of it. EDIT: I missed that the top comment response was a Silence of the Lambs joke. Oops.
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    🧊🧊👶

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    Also ICE [image: 0364c4d0-f68b-4b0c-8a9c-2035dfb17153.jpeg]
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    Farewell Pride!

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    dmmacniel@feddit.orgD
    Pride comes before the Pride!
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    conspiracy

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    i believe that's called alcoholism
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    Amazing Grace

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    the railway in dolly parton's theme park has a higher ridership than the entire rail network in the state it's located in, iirc
  • G

    Birb

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    the fact that the font is overwatch-like makes this feel like an end-of-match stat screen
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    That's the truth

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    Go live near a waterfall or a highway. Problem solved.
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    Just keep typing, wage slaves

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    v4ld1z@lemmy.zipV
    Yea thanks I'll pass, jesus Christ
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    Corporations are saving the planet!

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    Overextend the cap and turn it so it goes sideways. It doesn't have to point at your nose at all.
  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN

    it's not much but it's honest work....

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    cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.comC
    [image: 43340f67-b3f4-4595-8192-c77508a7c69a.webp]
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    What a beautiful world

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    dmmacniel@feddit.orgD
    Please, the Moth Month is over.
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    Hidden hands and smoke filled rooms

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    dmmacniel@feddit.orgD
    A muffin of culture I see.
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    They know where to come back when they figure themselves out

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    kolanaki@pawb.socialK
    In my city? Hell yeah there are.
  • J

    I only see CIA, where CCP??

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    dmmacniel@feddit.orgD
    Propaganda comes in many forms. Games and Goods for example.
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    Keep going

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    godric@lemmy.worldG
    Thank you goodnight!
  • M

    Interesting how THIS happened at every place that I've worked

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    Although that sounds cynical, I think it's often the opposite. People learn what their job actually is, and they do it, and good for them.
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    I've always liked names that describe your interests

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    Its like whiskeydick