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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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  • Uber Eats or something idk

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    No, I read it correctly.
  • In heat

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    titled studies tit-led studies
  • Tractor eggs

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    Dude, you obviously have never set FOOT on a farm or tractor, in your LIFE. Stop spreading misinformation. These are raw marshmallows. Yeah, it's unbelievable how big they are, but that's just cause they're fresh and haven't dried out yet.
  • A Polish jalapeño pastry

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    dbtng@eviltoast.orgD
    Every day, my friend. Sometime at people. Sometimes with them.
  • But I am mighty!!

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    @bees There have been some recent studies that have solidified the relationship between autism and the MMR vaccine in particular. Gates live Polio vaccine has killed around 500,000 Africans, who knows how many it's maimed, and not to say Polio isn't worth vaccinating against, I have friends who were partially parallelized by it, but if you're killing 500,000 people something is wrong, and one of my children got heart issues after covid vax, further, he at 40 had two vaccines, damage done on the second, had three incidents of covid and the third involved a 102.9 fever, I by contrast got no covid vax, got covid twice, both times it was your average head cold, and the highest fever I had was 99.1, never went down into my lungs, same for my wife and my other son who did not get vaccinated. Vaccines are immensely profitable to the pharmaceutical industry, and just like profit in the military complex keeps wars going even if it means killing and maiming people, so to the pharma profits force unnecessary and dangerous medical interventions.
  • morning

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    Username checks out
  • Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand

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    diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD
    Thanks you for giving me a good laugh.
  • it's just so difficult

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    Perfect
  • Confirmation that you are a loser at everything

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    eat the ground
  • Food.

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    IDK where you live but around here they’re back to pre-pandemic prices.
  • do you guys have a sence of humor?

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    The scent of sandalwood and canned fart spray.
  • Might as well have a colorful target

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    She was special because she was always in the mood and never turned you down. And never once said, "are you going to finish soon"?
  • Bounce bounce bounce

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    "Not easier than you can cope with it. No."
  • Except those chickens

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    johnmannesca@lemmy.worldJ
    BIRD CITY IS AN ELK SANCTUARY
  • Are ya ready skids?

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    fenririii@lemmy.worldF
    So, you're hanging with your pals on the farm the other day...
  • science

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    It exists in our souls, along with the carcinogens https://youtu.be/Lg7EVgLI2vk
  • Size Matters

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    TIL I'd be a big man in Thailand.
  • Help, I need to poop for 3 days

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    TBF, that's what the world is especially full of right now
  • Fitness

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    skullgrid@lemmy.worldS
    Story time! I had some time when I had no hookup, was dealing with anxiety, weight management, and could get CBD vape juice legally. So I took long walks on the weekend, vaping the CBD and getting exercise.
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    Sooo .. no Flat Plates ?