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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • No!

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  • Well this sounds right...

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    Some "i am very intelligent" types think they are a waste of resources since the internet exists, and everyone can just pay a monthly fee to access all the data they need. Yet the trillions wasted on defense structure and the prison system is totally fine yep yep no problem. Its the evil libraries.
  • OOTL

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    Some random CEO got caught in an affair at a Coldplay concert on a kiss cam. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/astronomer-ceo-andy-byrons-affair-at-coldplay-concert
  • Duh

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    I saw a docu once about street dogs in the city. A group of them worked in the day in the city ( finding foot ) and go home at night by train. They said they did it daily and probably smelled there stop. One teached the other... Cool he.
  • A devious interview (more images in post)

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    From my fast food work experience - all those people helping you paid for their own uniforms.
  • To whoever agrees with this fat L of a take, your mom's a hoe.

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  • We have it.

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  • check dangerous bigots backgrounds for mold

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    Yeah if you are gonna go the shitty wizard route go via the mages of house Telvanni. Where being shitty and or batshit insane is practically a requirement, but no one can say you are a bad mage. Now make gender bent clones of yourself for... reasons.
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  • Don't you cheat me

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    Woof, that's hilarious and annoying. Food service from what I understand has super thin margins - things like fountain drink sodas (and alcohol sales at other spots) do a lot of the work on keeping the place economically viable. Not excusing that guy's pettiness but if you see weird behavior around a specific ingredient or item, it's probably something along those lines.
  • DNA isn't approving / denying new medicines.

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  • Working in a company without a union

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    I worked at a 40 person company. Wife was the CEO, her boyfriend of a decade became the "CTO" because he was an unemployed mechanic. I just took my pay and waited for the company to fail.
  • Semantics

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    *It was quite a big frog, however, and got into the air ducts and kept everyone awake for weeks. GNU Terry Pratchett
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    Unless gofundme investors are on that list.
  • the war on computation

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    They authorized the update when they bought the phone from the carrier.
  • ;;;

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    i am not someone friend
  • Pledge of allegiance is woke propaganda

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    It's exceptionally Huxleyian.
  • male voters

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    The point is that Trump’s education policy is not unique what do you think the department of education does, alky?
  • >You lost to Donald trump of all people.

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    ah, you don't know what sarcasm is? Do you need me to explain it to you like a child? lying about me will receive no reply. lying about me will receive no reply. Oh gee what will I do without a reply?! I'll feel so bad that a teenager who has no reading comprehension won't forgive me ! Oh gee wiz no!! that was sarcasm, I know you have a hard time grasping that so I apologize. But seriously, you think I am gloating about a genocide which I have been speaking against since I was a teen? you can definitely shove your fake concern way, waaaaaay up your rectum
  • toot

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    Not of course that there is such a thing as professional recorder players.