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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • The labubu is a big flex from mindless capitalism

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    My understanding is that labubus are basically beanie babies and Funko pops
  • the elder trolls

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    The wormhole leads to Tamriel now? And it's all in a galaxy far, far away?
  • You're not crazy!

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    Hahaha! Immediately after posting that comment I found them. It could also be the app I'm using doesn't make it very intuitive
  • They really aren't

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    Hate that the solution to endless passwords is to carry a password database everywhere I go. So I can use my password while I use my password.
  • When you get a chance, you take it.

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    I halfway suspect the audience member panicked and defaulted to the comfortable muscle memory song.
  • Maybe harris should have run on that.

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    "I was being sarcastic" - every republican when people confront them with something they meant in earnest.
  • You're not filling concert halls yourself.

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  • Can you repeat the question?

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    You're not the boss of me noooow
  • Sabrina Carpenter clearly does.

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  • Ruffalo

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    Ruffalo! Ruffalo! Ruff! A! Lo!
  • Virtual Divine Intervention

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    The Nod - Saving Grace This is a podcast about a woman who did something similar with her deceased grandmother that I really enjoyed. Here is an article I found while trying to find the podcast I found this article about someone who does the same with all her friends that have died.
  • Top tip

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    Boy what the fuck are you talking about. Attention-seeking? If it were attention-seeking, why didn't people with disorders predicated on attention-seeking consistently go around being late all the time? You must have diagnosed yourself off Tiktok or Instagram because this is a comically off the mark reasoning.
  • Boys

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    the boys are back to kill you
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    insert trevor noah talking about french winning worldcup
  • True

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    There's evidence piling up that there is an inverse correlation between outdoor time in childhood and nearsightedness. It's believed that the brightness of sunlight helps stimulate eye growth in a spherical shape, whereas children who don't get a lot of sunlight are more likely to have eyes grow in a non-spherical shape with greater distance between the lens and the retina. You can search the scientific literature for myopia and childhood sun exposure for a large number of studies on the topic. Does screen time correlate with myopia? Maybe, but through the confounding variable that both stats tend to be inversely correlated with sunlight exposure.
  • kids these days

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    That does bug me a bit. I know, it's a game meant to be accessible for children... BUT, the starters don't have their type moves in the beginning (or at least they didn't) so it didn't matter. The first battle was a scratch vs tackle type battle then you had the opportunity to catch something they're weak to before the next one. Pokémon now, even worse than back in the day, is a game where you can use only your starter and just over level them and beat the game easily. But.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • so many apocalyses to choose from and yet

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    You and me both, pardner
  • It always seems to match their personalities at least

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    Brb getting a cat so I can name it Lagavulin