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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • The $5mil ring cost him 0.0000021% of his current networth

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    Hey. They dont all need to be killed. Lots of them are old as fuck or prone to doing stupid shit. They could just die passively. Heart attacks from too much old. Contaminated blood boy. Unforseeable accident while sunning his balls in the bed of his cybertruck while it's in full self driving. Bad (drunken) load on the gun he has literally never cleaned because cleaning is gay.
  • For stew, or to have a hardy kid in case times get worse?

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  • Well it's either holidays off or double pay :3

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  • oddly specific

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    What about -1 ?
  • Totally me

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  • Friend goals

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    See this is why you should join a gang. It's basically just an activity group.
  • Overton Window

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    posts screenshot of an obscure musician's tweet "what is this, I don't know who the musician is" "it's one of the musician's tweets" [image: b2a96348-3a72-4073-a979-3516fbd8c215.gif]
  • Civilized Society

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    I guess they are just doing British historical reenactment
  • Nobody

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    That is the mentality of people recording these things, but you will soon realise that the scenario you are describing will never happen.
  • Get ready to lose again, assholes.

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    an important caveat about what happened with Russia, an enormous amount of their military was only on paper, because it had either been lied about, or stuff was stolen, from various positions on the pecking order. It should also be noted that after a shitshow of year 1 and being unable to fight a combined arms mechanized war, they switched back to the brute force and massive casualty strategy, and for all intents and purposes, It worked, all Ukraine can do is try to hold territory and kill soldiers, but realistically due to Western cowardice and ratfuckery, the door closed a long time ago on Ukraine being able to dislodge Russia from its stolen territory.
  • Twitter^2

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    Wtf is the American flag doing there????? Russian flag I might understand if they have insane anti western cooties
  • It really does

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    Stay away from partying and you'll be good kid.
  • Zohran Mamdani

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    A little less than I did before!
  • End our torment

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    Hey, don't write yourself off yet
  • Focus

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    If you put Donald Trump in a Toyota Camry it becomes a Charge Dodger.
  • GI Rights Hotline

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    Ah yea american soldiers are victims
  • How's that working out?

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    pretty sure they used that as a guide to violate everything the nation holds sacred edit: words hard
  • for helping me escape when I needed to

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    @blainecapatch.bsky.social‬
  • Probably a repost, don't care

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    If someone tells everyone he knows he is a man, he is a man even if he doesn't seem like a man sometimes. Same with Christians. It is really annoying when they don't seem to follow many Christian teachings but they are still Christian. IMO anyway.
  • Built to last

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    But the actual price is cheaper too, do you suppose the 650USD samsung costs 200 USD to build and ship? A 250 dollar machine with a 6 year warranty would be impressive, and triple their profit margin.