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    Who even has three friends?

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      20-25% of all mammal species are bats. Think of the last 4-5 different mammals you've seen. Is your dog actually a bat? Seems likely.

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        Who even has three friends?

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        I do!

        I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?

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          My three friends are beetles and I get by with a little help from them

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            Is that because they were 4 that they called their band the beatles ?

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              I wonder which member of the Beatles was actually a beetle

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                I wonder which member of the Beatles was actually a beetle

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                Ringo of course

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                  That is a beetle bit of a stretch to say if you ask me.

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                    My three friends are beetles and I get by with a little help from them

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                    No, those are a classic bug-style car design, you’re thinking of The Beatles

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                      Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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                        Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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                        This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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                          This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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                          Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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                            how is he defining "animal"

                            are fish animals? viruses? fungi?

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                              Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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                              So so so many ways in which you can make statistics for a slow and painful death

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                                Thanks for the advice, Muhammad.

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                                  One out of every four species. Very different

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                                    I do!

                                    I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?

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                                    You're the beetle

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                                      Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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                                        Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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                                          OP outing themselves for not having any beetle friends.
                                          Neeeeeerd

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