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    Who even has three friends?

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    I do!

    I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?

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      My three friends are beetles and I get by with a little help from them

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        Is that because they were 4 that they called their band the beatles ?

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          I wonder which member of the Beatles was actually a beetle

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            I wonder which member of the Beatles was actually a beetle

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            Ringo of course

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              That is a beetle bit of a stretch to say if you ask me.

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                My three friends are beetles and I get by with a little help from them

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                No, those are a classic bug-style car design, you’re thinking of The Beatles

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                  Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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                  • F [email protected]

                    Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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                    This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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                    • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

                      This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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                      Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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                        how is he defining "animal"

                        are fish animals? viruses? fungi?

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                          Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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                          So so so many ways in which you can make statistics for a slow and painful death

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                            Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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                            Thanks for the advice, Muhammad.

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                              One out of every four species. Very different

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                                I do!

                                I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?

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                                You're the beetle

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                                  Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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                                    Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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                                      OP outing themselves for not having any beetle friends.
                                      Neeeeeerd

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                                        Who even has three friends?

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                                        ♫ He roller-coaster, he got early warning
                                        He got muddy water, he one mojo filter
                                        He says: “One and one and one is three”
                                        Got to be good-looking ‘cause he's so hard to see ♫

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                                          Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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                                          Wasps don’t have friends

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