be beetle
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Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.
This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".
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This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".
Most people have an above-average number of arms.
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how is he defining "animal"
are fish animals? viruses? fungi?
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Most people have an above-average number of arms.
So so so many ways in which you can make statistics for a slow and painful death
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Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.
Thanks for the advice, Muhammad.
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One out of every four species. Very different
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I do!
I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?
You're the beetle
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Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?
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Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?
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OP outing themselves for not having any beetle friends.
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Who even has three friends?
♫ He roller-coaster, he got early warning
He got muddy water, he one mojo filter
He says: “One and one and one is three”
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Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?
Wasps don’t have friends
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Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?
Shut up, Ringo!
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We're all beetles on this blessed day.
It was purely a guess, but I wondered if butterflies and moths rank up there in terms of number of species. Sure enough I checked Wikipedia and apparently it's the second largest order of insects.
Back in the day when I first discovered Wikipedia Random https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random, I was always amazed at how often a species of moth/butterfly or a species of beetle would show up. Like if the feature is truly and genuinely completely randomly showing me a page on Wikipedia, and assuming there's not even a page for each and every species of these insects, it was still impressively frequent.
Though, I just played with the link for a few seconds as I was typing this up, and I didn't get one single link to an insect, so maybe they've changed how they pull random stuff or maybe the ratios of insect to non-insect articles has changed over the years.
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how is he defining "animal"
are fish animals? viruses? fungi?
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Ringo of course
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How many are crabs, though? Or are crabs beetles?
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Calm down there, Kafka!
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I'm so grateful for the red outline, nobody could understand how these two brief concepts fit together as a joke without it.
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This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".
Yeah, I think the joke originally is to call someone with an unknown name Muhammed Kim because Muhammed is the most common first name and Kim is the most common family name.
