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  • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

    This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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    Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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      how is he defining "animal"

      are fish animals? viruses? fungi?

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        Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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        So so so many ways in which you can make statistics for a slow and painful death

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          Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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          Thanks for the advice, Muhammad.

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            One out of every four species. Very different

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              I do!

              I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?

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              You're the beetle

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                Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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                  Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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                    OP outing themselves for not having any beetle friends.
                    Neeeeeerd

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                      Who even has three friends?

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                      ♫ He roller-coaster, he got early warning
                      He got muddy water, he one mojo filter
                      He says: “One and one and one is three”
                      Got to be good-looking ‘cause he's so hard to see ♫

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                      • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                        Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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                        Wasps don’t have friends

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                          Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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                          Shut up, Ringo!

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                            We're all beetles on this blessed day.

                            It was purely a guess, but I wondered if butterflies and moths rank up there in terms of number of species. Sure enough I checked Wikipedia and apparently it's the second largest order of insects.

                            Back in the day when I first discovered Wikipedia Random https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random, I was always amazed at how often a species of moth/butterfly or a species of beetle would show up. Like if the feature is truly and genuinely completely randomly showing me a page on Wikipedia, and assuming there's not even a page for each and every species of these insects, it was still impressively frequent.

                            Though, I just played with the link for a few seconds as I was typing this up, and I didn't get one single link to an insect, so maybe they've changed how they pull random stuff or maybe the ratios of insect to non-insect articles has changed over the years.

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                            • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                              how is he defining "animal"

                              are fish animals? viruses? fungi?

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                              I would assume they mean the kingdom Animalia. So yes, no, and no.

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                              • ph3ra@lemmy.mlP [email protected]

                                Ringo of course

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                                  How many are crabs, though? Or are crabs beetles?

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                                    Calm down there, Kafka!

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                                      I'm so grateful for the red outline, nobody could understand how these two brief concepts fit together as a joke without it.

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                                      • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

                                        This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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                                        Yeah, I think the joke originally is to call someone with an unknown name Muhammed Kim because Muhammed is the most common first name and Kim is the most common family name.

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                                          One out of every four species. Very different

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                                          Looking at the other comments, i feel your comment should be upvoted more. Let me try this:

                                          One out of every four species. Very different

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