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    #4

    20-25% of all mammal species are bats. Think of the last 4-5 different mammals you've seen. Is your dog actually a bat? Seems likely.

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      Who even has three friends?

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      I do!

      I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?

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        My three friends are beetles and I get by with a little help from them

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          Is that because they were 4 that they called their band the beatles ?

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            I wonder which member of the Beatles was actually a beetle

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              I wonder which member of the Beatles was actually a beetle

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              Ringo of course

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                That is a beetle bit of a stretch to say if you ask me.

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                  My three friends are beetles and I get by with a little help from them

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                  No, those are a classic bug-style car design, you’re thinking of The Beatles

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                    Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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                      Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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                      This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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                        This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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                        Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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                          how is he defining "animal"

                          are fish animals? viruses? fungi?

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                            Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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                            So so so many ways in which you can make statistics for a slow and painful death

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                              Thanks for the advice, Muhammad.

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                                One out of every four species. Very different

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                                  I do!

                                  I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?

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                                  You're the beetle

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                                    Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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                                      Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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                                        OP outing themselves for not having any beetle friends.
                                        Neeeeeerd

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                                          Who even has three friends?

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                                          ♫ He roller-coaster, he got early warning
                                          He got muddy water, he one mojo filter
                                          He says: “One and one and one is three”
                                          Got to be good-looking ‘cause he's so hard to see ♫

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