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    That is a beetle bit of a stretch to say if you ask me.

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      My three friends are beetles and I get by with a little help from them

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      No, those are a classic bug-style car design, you’re thinking of The Beatles

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        Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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          Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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          This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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          • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

            This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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            Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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            • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]
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              how is he defining "animal"

              are fish animals? viruses? fungi?

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                Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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                So so so many ways in which you can make statistics for a slow and painful death

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                  Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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                  Thanks for the advice, Muhammad.

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                    One out of every four species. Very different

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                      I do!

                      I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?

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                      You're the beetle

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                        Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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                          Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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                            OP outing themselves for not having any beetle friends.
                            Neeeeeerd

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                              Who even has three friends?

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                              ♫ He roller-coaster, he got early warning
                              He got muddy water, he one mojo filter
                              He says: “One and one and one is three”
                              Got to be good-looking ‘cause he's so hard to see ♫

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                                Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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                                Wasps don’t have friends

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                                  Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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                                  Shut up, Ringo!

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                                    We're all beetles on this blessed day.

                                    It was purely a guess, but I wondered if butterflies and moths rank up there in terms of number of species. Sure enough I checked Wikipedia and apparently it's the second largest order of insects.

                                    Back in the day when I first discovered Wikipedia Random https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random, I was always amazed at how often a species of moth/butterfly or a species of beetle would show up. Like if the feature is truly and genuinely completely randomly showing me a page on Wikipedia, and assuming there's not even a page for each and every species of these insects, it was still impressively frequent.

                                    Though, I just played with the link for a few seconds as I was typing this up, and I didn't get one single link to an insect, so maybe they've changed how they pull random stuff or maybe the ratios of insect to non-insect articles has changed over the years.

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                                      how is he defining "animal"

                                      are fish animals? viruses? fungi?

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                                      I would assume they mean the kingdom Animalia. So yes, no, and no.

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                                        Ringo of course

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                                          How many are crabs, though? Or are crabs beetles?

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