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  • K [email protected]

    Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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    So so so many ways in which you can make statistics for a slow and painful death

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    • F [email protected]

      Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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      Thanks for the advice, Muhammad.

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      • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]
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        One out of every four species. Very different

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        • Q [email protected]

          I do!

          I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?

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          You're the beetle

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          • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]
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            Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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              Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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                OP outing themselves for not having any beetle friends.
                Neeeeeerd

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                • T [email protected]

                  Who even has three friends?

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                  ♫ He roller-coaster, he got early warning
                  He got muddy water, he one mojo filter
                  He says: “One and one and one is three”
                  Got to be good-looking ‘cause he's so hard to see ♫

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                  • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                    Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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                    Wasps don’t have friends

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                      Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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                      Shut up, Ringo!

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                        We're all beetles on this blessed day.

                        It was purely a guess, but I wondered if butterflies and moths rank up there in terms of number of species. Sure enough I checked Wikipedia and apparently it's the second largest order of insects.

                        Back in the day when I first discovered Wikipedia Random https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random, I was always amazed at how often a species of moth/butterfly or a species of beetle would show up. Like if the feature is truly and genuinely completely randomly showing me a page on Wikipedia, and assuming there's not even a page for each and every species of these insects, it was still impressively frequent.

                        Though, I just played with the link for a few seconds as I was typing this up, and I didn't get one single link to an insect, so maybe they've changed how they pull random stuff or maybe the ratios of insect to non-insect articles has changed over the years.

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                        • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                          how is he defining "animal"

                          are fish animals? viruses? fungi?

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                          I would assume they mean the kingdom Animalia. So yes, no, and no.

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                          • ph3ra@lemmy.mlP [email protected]

                            Ringo of course

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                              How many are crabs, though? Or are crabs beetles?

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                                Calm down there, Kafka!

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                                  I'm so grateful for the red outline, nobody could understand how these two brief concepts fit together as a joke without it.

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                                  • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

                                    This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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                                    Yeah, I think the joke originally is to call someone with an unknown name Muhammed Kim because Muhammed is the most common first name and Kim is the most common family name.

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                                      One out of every four species. Very different

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                                      Looking at the other comments, i feel your comment should be upvoted more. Let me try this:

                                      One out of every four species. Very different

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                                      • huppakee@feddit.nlH [email protected]

                                        Looking at the other comments, i feel your comment should be upvoted more. Let me try this:

                                        One out of every four species. Very different

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                                        Idk, maybe say it louder?

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                                          How many are crabs, though? Or are crabs beetles?

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                                          1 out of every 4 crabs is a bettle

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