be beetle
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Most people have an above-average number of arms.
So so so many ways in which you can make statistics for a slow and painful death
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Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.
Thanks for the advice, Muhammad.
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One out of every four species. Very different
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I do!
I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?
You're the beetle
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Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?
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Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?
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OP outing themselves for not having any beetle friends.
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Who even has three friends?
♫ He roller-coaster, he got early warning
He got muddy water, he one mojo filter
He says: “One and one and one is three”
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Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?
Wasps don’t have friends
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Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?
Shut up, Ringo!
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We're all beetles on this blessed day.
It was purely a guess, but I wondered if butterflies and moths rank up there in terms of number of species. Sure enough I checked Wikipedia and apparently it's the second largest order of insects.
Back in the day when I first discovered Wikipedia Random https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random, I was always amazed at how often a species of moth/butterfly or a species of beetle would show up. Like if the feature is truly and genuinely completely randomly showing me a page on Wikipedia, and assuming there's not even a page for each and every species of these insects, it was still impressively frequent.
Though, I just played with the link for a few seconds as I was typing this up, and I didn't get one single link to an insect, so maybe they've changed how they pull random stuff or maybe the ratios of insect to non-insect articles has changed over the years.
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how is he defining "animal"
are fish animals? viruses? fungi?
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Ringo of course
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How many are crabs, though? Or are crabs beetles?
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Calm down there, Kafka!
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I'm so grateful for the red outline, nobody could understand how these two brief concepts fit together as a joke without it.
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This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".
Yeah, I think the joke originally is to call someone with an unknown name Muhammed Kim because Muhammed is the most common first name and Kim is the most common family name.
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One out of every four species. Very different
Looking at the other comments, i feel your comment should be upvoted more. Let me try this:
One out of every four species. Very different
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Looking at the other comments, i feel your comment should be upvoted more. Let me try this:
One out of every four species. Very different
Idk, maybe say it louder?
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How many are crabs, though? Or are crabs beetles?
1 out of every 4 crabs is a bettle
