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  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]
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    how is he defining "animal"

    are fish animals? viruses? fungi?

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      Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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      So so so many ways in which you can make statistics for a slow and painful death

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        Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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        Thanks for the advice, Muhammad.

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        • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]
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          One out of every four species. Very different

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            I do!

            I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?

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            You're the beetle

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            • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]
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              Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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                Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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                  OP outing themselves for not having any beetle friends.
                  Neeeeeerd

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                    Who even has three friends?

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                    ♫ He roller-coaster, he got early warning
                    He got muddy water, he one mojo filter
                    He says: “One and one and one is three”
                    Got to be good-looking ‘cause he's so hard to see ♫

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                    • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                      Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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                      Wasps don’t have friends

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                        Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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                        Shut up, Ringo!

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                        • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]
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                          We're all beetles on this blessed day.

                          It was purely a guess, but I wondered if butterflies and moths rank up there in terms of number of species. Sure enough I checked Wikipedia and apparently it's the second largest order of insects.

                          Back in the day when I first discovered Wikipedia Random https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random, I was always amazed at how often a species of moth/butterfly or a species of beetle would show up. Like if the feature is truly and genuinely completely randomly showing me a page on Wikipedia, and assuming there's not even a page for each and every species of these insects, it was still impressively frequent.

                          Though, I just played with the link for a few seconds as I was typing this up, and I didn't get one single link to an insect, so maybe they've changed how they pull random stuff or maybe the ratios of insect to non-insect articles has changed over the years.

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                          • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                            how is he defining "animal"

                            are fish animals? viruses? fungi?

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                            I would assume they mean the kingdom Animalia. So yes, no, and no.

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                            • ph3ra@lemmy.mlP [email protected]

                              Ringo of course

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                              • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]
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                                How many are crabs, though? Or are crabs beetles?

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                                • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]
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                                  Calm down there, Kafka!

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                                    I'm so grateful for the red outline, nobody could understand how these two brief concepts fit together as a joke without it.

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                                    • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

                                      This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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                                      Yeah, I think the joke originally is to call someone with an unknown name Muhammed Kim because Muhammed is the most common first name and Kim is the most common family name.

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                                        One out of every four species. Very different

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                                        Looking at the other comments, i feel your comment should be upvoted more. Let me try this:

                                        One out of every four species. Very different

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                                        • huppakee@feddit.nlH [email protected]

                                          Looking at the other comments, i feel your comment should be upvoted more. Let me try this:

                                          One out of every four species. Very different

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                                          Idk, maybe say it louder?

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