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    Where the fuck do you keep all the eggs? Do you have a walk in fridge?

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    In europe we store our eggs unrefrigerated

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      We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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      I keep stealing shoes, and filling it with rue, but all it's given me are shouting matches

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        In europe we store our eggs unrefrigerated

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        The chicken ones, sure, but are all your climates mild enough that they hatch like that?

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        • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

          In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.

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          And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.

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            That's kind of an insane gift for a first date given how expensive cheese is.

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              This made me cry.

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              Ha. She's one worth crying over. Lost her in April, and I don't know that I'll recover. Hug your loved ones. ♥️

              But I will tell you, she taught me how to steal fantastic cheeses, and we never went hungry again. Haha.

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                And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.

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                If she doesn't, tell her she's acting crazy.

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                  My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.

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                  How do you steal each other fancy cheeses? Or steal fancy cheese from each other?

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                  • kilgore_trout@feddit.itK [email protected]

                    Bro, plastic cheese…

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                    Bro, that's cheese coated in wax.

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                      How do you steal each other fancy cheeses? Or steal fancy cheese from each other?

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                      So, you steal a fancy cheese, right? Then you give it to your girlfriend. Then maybe she steals a fancy cheese that reminds her of you and passes it off. Now youve stolen each other fancy cheeses.

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                        So, you steal a fancy cheese, right? Then you give it to your girlfriend. Then maybe she steals a fancy cheese that reminds her of you and passes it off. Now youve stolen each other fancy cheeses.

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                        From where though? The fancy cheese store? Does every town have one of these for purposes of romantic theft?

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                          You can't really expect consciousness from straight cis men.

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                          A bit of sexism, wouldn't be funny otherwise, right?

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                            From where though? The fancy cheese store? Does every town have one of these for purposes of romantic theft?

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                            Wherever.

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                              A bit of sexism, wouldn't be funny otherwise, right?

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                              Yeah thats absolutely what that is. You're so good at reading.

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                                If she doesn't, tell her she's acting crazy.

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                                Bonus points if you instead say she is being hysterical.

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                                  TIL I ovulate every Sunday 😂😅

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                                  Congrats! 🎉🎉🌻

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                                    And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.

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                                    ... not forgetting to add a term of endearement, such as "sweetie", "honey" or "babe".

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                                      We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                      The stinkier the cheese, the more the fascination!

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                                        Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed

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                                          I do all the vacuuming here.

                                          Considering neither me nor the wifey are fertile, I think this is easily debunked and closed, then label as "incel drivel" and thrown into the fire.

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