Peak security
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I try to remember to always open two SSH connections when altering iptables or the ssh config - just in case
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i feel that. Hetzner support has a special place in my heart
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Classic.
Love Hetzner. If something like that were to happen to me they can hook up a remote console accessible through their web interface.
Many hosting providers have a remote console feature.
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wrote on last edited by [email protected]Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?
This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.
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Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?
This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Yeah, all the ones I've used had remote access
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I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4
To be honest, HPE iLO 6 isn't too bad, if you're using the GUI. It's the API that remains really broken in many places.
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this sounds like something chip from sales would do
It's gray on the bottom.
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That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?
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That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?
They had a hardware failure but close enough
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Doing this is a right of passage.
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Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?
This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.
Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.
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wrote on last edited by [email protected]Since that happens to the best of us, I envision writing a wrapper script around {n,}pfctl that asks for confirmation upon detecting that you're logged in via ssh through a specific port AND detecting that the new rules would block that port.
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Lol.
Just tailscale it and this will never happen again.
(Set the whole interface of tailscale0 as a trusted network)
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Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.
They should have a remote console like Dell RAC or HP iLO
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It's gray on the bottom.
Hello Derek you fucking idiot
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Doing this is a right of passage.
Believe it or not, "rite" is the, uh, right, word here.
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Believe it or not, "rite" is the, uh, right, word here.
I don't belief it.
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Messing up the spelling is a wrong of passage.
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Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.
Yes, I also used to run an "on premise" server - in my kitchen, not 500km away. I sometimes might need to admin it remotely, but never critical setup work.
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Does it actually happen to people? All servers I worked with both had a back door (or two), and someone at the data centre (during work hours at least) you could contact in an emergency.
