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  • Q [email protected]

    I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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    #7

    Serial terminal servers (sometimes called terminal console servers) are a thing for a reason.

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    • Q [email protected]

      ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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      #8

      This is precisely the problem that deploy-rs solves!

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      • Q [email protected]

        ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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        #9

        That is why I always put any:any for ssh on all my firewalls!

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        • Q [email protected]

          ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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          #10

          I try to remember to always open two SSH connections when altering iptables or the ssh config - just in case

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          • Q [email protected]

            ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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            #11

            i feel that. Hetzner support has a special place in my heart

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            • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

              Classic.

              Love Hetzner. If something like that were to happen to me they can hook up a remote console accessible through their web interface.

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              #12

              Many hosting providers have a remote console feature.

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              • Q [email protected]

                ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                #13

                Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                  Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                  This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                  #14

                  Yeah, all the ones I've used had remote access

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                  • Q [email protected]

                    I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

                    mkhopper@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #15

                    To be honest, HPE iLO 6 isn't too bad, if you're using the GUI. It's the API that remains really broken in many places.

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                    • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                      this sounds like something chip from sales would do

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                      #16

                      It's gray on the bottom.

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                      • Q [email protected]

                        ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                        #17

                        That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                        • clockworkrat@slrpnk.netC [email protected]

                          That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                          #18

                          They had a hardware failure but close enough

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                          • Q [email protected]

                            ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                            #19

                            Doing this is a right of passage.

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                            • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                              Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                              This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                              #20

                              Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.

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                              • Q [email protected]

                                ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                                #21

                                Since that happens to the best of us, I envision writing a wrapper script around {n,}pfctl that asks for confirmation upon detecting that you're logged in via ssh through a specific port AND detecting that the new rules would block that port.

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                                • Q [email protected]

                                  ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                                  #22

                                  Lol.

                                  Just tailscale it and this will never happen again.

                                  (Set the whole interface of tailscale0 as a trusted network)

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                                  • O [email protected]

                                    Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.

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                                    #23

                                    They should have a remote console like Dell RAC or HP iLO

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                                    • mkhopper@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                      It's gray on the bottom.

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                                      #24

                                      Hello Derek you fucking idiot

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                                      • null@lemmy.nullspace.lolN [email protected]

                                        Doing this is a right of passage.

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                                        #25

                                        Believe it or not, "rite" is the, uh, right, word here.

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          Believe it or not, "rite" is the, uh, right, word here.

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                                          #26

                                          I don't belief it.

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