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    ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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    #9

    That is why I always put any:any for ssh on all my firewalls!

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    • Q [email protected]

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      #10

      I try to remember to always open two SSH connections when altering iptables or the ssh config - just in case

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      • Q [email protected]

        ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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        i feel that. Hetzner support has a special place in my heart

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        • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

          Classic.

          Love Hetzner. If something like that were to happen to me they can hook up a remote console accessible through their web interface.

          a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA This user is from outside of this forum
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          #12

          Many hosting providers have a remote console feature.

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          • Q [email protected]

            ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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            #13

            Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

            This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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            • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

              Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

              This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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              #14

              Yeah, all the ones I've used had remote access

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              • Q [email protected]

                I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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                #15

                To be honest, HPE iLO 6 isn't too bad, if you're using the GUI. It's the API that remains really broken in many places.

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                • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                  this sounds like something chip from sales would do

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                  #16

                  It's gray on the bottom.

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                  • Q [email protected]

                    ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                    #17

                    That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                    • clockworkrat@slrpnk.netC [email protected]

                      That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                      #18

                      They had a hardware failure but close enough

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                      • Q [email protected]

                        ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                        #19

                        Doing this is a right of passage.

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                        • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                          Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                          This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                          #20

                          Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.

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                          • Q [email protected]

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                            #21

                            Since that happens to the best of us, I envision writing a wrapper script around {n,}pfctl that asks for confirmation upon detecting that you're logged in via ssh through a specific port AND detecting that the new rules would block that port.

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                            • Q [email protected]

                              ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                              #22

                              Lol.

                              Just tailscale it and this will never happen again.

                              (Set the whole interface of tailscale0 as a trusted network)

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                              • O [email protected]

                                Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.

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                                #23

                                They should have a remote console like Dell RAC or HP iLO

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                                • mkhopper@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                  It's gray on the bottom.

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                                  #24

                                  Hello Derek you fucking idiot

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                                  • null@lemmy.nullspace.lolN [email protected]

                                    Doing this is a right of passage.

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                                    #25

                                    Believe it or not, "rite" is the, uh, right, word here.

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      Believe it or not, "rite" is the, uh, right, word here.

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                                      #26

                                      I don't belief it.

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                                      • null@lemmy.nullspace.lolN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        Messing up the spelling is a wrong of passage.

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                                        • O [email protected]

                                          Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.

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                                          Yes, I also used to run an "on premise" server - in my kitchen, not 500km away. I sometimes might need to admin it remotely, but never critical setup work.
                                          And the meme makes it sound like they have to drive there specifically to fix it, like nobody is actually living nearby.

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