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  • Q [email protected]

    ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

    cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC This user is from outside of this forum
    cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC This user is from outside of this forum
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    this sounds like something chip from sales would do

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    • Q [email protected]

      I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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      #7

      Serial terminal servers (sometimes called terminal console servers) are a thing for a reason.

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      • Q [email protected]

        ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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        This is precisely the problem that deploy-rs solves!

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        • Q [email protected]

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          That is why I always put any:any for ssh on all my firewalls!

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          • Q [email protected]

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            #10

            I try to remember to always open two SSH connections when altering iptables or the ssh config - just in case

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            • Q [email protected]

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              i feel that. Hetzner support has a special place in my heart

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              • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

                Classic.

                Love Hetzner. If something like that were to happen to me they can hook up a remote console accessible through their web interface.

                a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA This user is from outside of this forum
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                #12

                Many hosting providers have a remote console feature.

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                • Q [email protected]

                  ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                  #13

                  Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                  This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                  • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                    Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                    This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                    #14

                    Yeah, all the ones I've used had remote access

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                    • Q [email protected]

                      I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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                      #15

                      To be honest, HPE iLO 6 isn't too bad, if you're using the GUI. It's the API that remains really broken in many places.

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                      • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                        this sounds like something chip from sales would do

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                        #16

                        It's gray on the bottom.

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                        • Q [email protected]

                          ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                          That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                          • clockworkrat@slrpnk.netC [email protected]

                            That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                            #18

                            They had a hardware failure but close enough

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                            • Q [email protected]

                              ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                              Doing this is a right of passage.

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                              • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                                Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                                This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                                #20

                                Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.

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                                • Q [email protected]

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                                  #21

                                  Since that happens to the best of us, I envision writing a wrapper script around {n,}pfctl that asks for confirmation upon detecting that you're logged in via ssh through a specific port AND detecting that the new rules would block that port.

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                                  • Q [email protected]

                                    ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                                    Lol.

                                    Just tailscale it and this will never happen again.

                                    (Set the whole interface of tailscale0 as a trusted network)

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                                    • O [email protected]

                                      Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.

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                                      They should have a remote console like Dell RAC or HP iLO

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                                      • mkhopper@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                        It's gray on the bottom.

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                                        Hello Derek you fucking idiot

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                                        • null@lemmy.nullspace.lolN [email protected]

                                          Doing this is a right of passage.

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                                          Believe it or not, "rite" is the, uh, right, word here.

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