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  • Q [email protected]

    ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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    #8

    This is precisely the problem that deploy-rs solves!

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    • Q [email protected]

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      That is why I always put any:any for ssh on all my firewalls!

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      • Q [email protected]

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        I try to remember to always open two SSH connections when altering iptables or the ssh config - just in case

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        • Q [email protected]

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          i feel that. Hetzner support has a special place in my heart

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          • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

            Classic.

            Love Hetzner. If something like that were to happen to me they can hook up a remote console accessible through their web interface.

            a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA This user is from outside of this forum
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            #12

            Many hosting providers have a remote console feature.

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            • Q [email protected]

              ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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              #13

              Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

              This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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              • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                #14

                Yeah, all the ones I've used had remote access

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                • Q [email protected]

                  I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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                  To be honest, HPE iLO 6 isn't too bad, if you're using the GUI. It's the API that remains really broken in many places.

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                  • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                    this sounds like something chip from sales would do

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                    It's gray on the bottom.

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                    • Q [email protected]

                      ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                      That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                      • clockworkrat@slrpnk.netC [email protected]

                        That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                        #18

                        They had a hardware failure but close enough

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                        • Q [email protected]

                          ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                          Doing this is a right of passage.

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                          • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                            Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                            This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                            Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.

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                            • Q [email protected]

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                              #21

                              Since that happens to the best of us, I envision writing a wrapper script around {n,}pfctl that asks for confirmation upon detecting that you're logged in via ssh through a specific port AND detecting that the new rules would block that port.

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                              • Q [email protected]

                                ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                                Lol.

                                Just tailscale it and this will never happen again.

                                (Set the whole interface of tailscale0 as a trusted network)

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                                • O [email protected]

                                  Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.

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                                  They should have a remote console like Dell RAC or HP iLO

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                                  • mkhopper@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                    It's gray on the bottom.

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                                    Hello Derek you fucking idiot

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                                    • null@lemmy.nullspace.lolN [email protected]

                                      Doing this is a right of passage.

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                                      Believe it or not, "rite" is the, uh, right, word here.

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                                      • P [email protected]

                                        Believe it or not, "rite" is the, uh, right, word here.

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                                        I don't belief it.

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                                        • null@lemmy.nullspace.lolN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          Messing up the spelling is a wrong of passage.

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