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Finally paid off my Costco hotdog πŸ™

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    Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

    robocall@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
    robocall@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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    Proud of you!

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    • G [email protected]

      Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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      No interest?

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      • G [email protected]

        Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

        ummthatguy@lemmy.worldU This user is from outside of this forum
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        Costco's co-founder, Jim Sinegal

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          No interest?

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          Pay in 4 is usually zero interest, but they'll stack heavy late fees if you miss it.

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            No interest?

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            I have plenty of interest in hot dogs.

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            • G [email protected]

              Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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              You are truly a legend to dedicate to the bit.

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              • G [email protected]

                Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

                jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.deJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                Time to buy another one!

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                • S [email protected]

                  I have plenty of interest in hot dogs.

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                  Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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                    Pay in 4 is usually zero interest, but they'll stack heavy late fees if you miss it.

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                    "why can't we get a mortgage?"

                    "Well I bought a hot dog on a payment plan for a laugh, and I defaulted on a 38 cent payment"

                    "oh no"

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                    • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.deJ [email protected]

                      Time to buy another one!

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                      Hey! Whoa! Easy there big spender! Some of us are caked in debt here! We can't just be buying hot dogs now all willy-nilly!

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                        Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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                        #12

                        The post nearly has a hundred upvotes I'm not the only one interested.

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                        • G [email protected]

                          Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                          How does it handle the half-penny? Does it round up or down, collect the remainder at the end, pull an Office Space, what?

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                          • G [email protected]

                            Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                            That's how you build up good credit

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                              How does it handle the half-penny? Does it round up or down, collect the remainder at the end, pull an Office Space, what?

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                              The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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                              • L [email protected]

                                Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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                                Or it's about bestiality.

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                                  No interest?

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                                  They generally don't no.

                                  They get commission from the stores (because quite likely they wouldn't have made the sale if the option wasn't available), and also late fees

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                                  • G [email protected]

                                    Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                                    good job! a+ financial discipline!

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                                      Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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                                      I read that in Phil Sebben's voice.

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                                        The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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                                        Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                                        • 4 [email protected]

                                          Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                                          They really always are.

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