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Finally paid off my Costco hotdog πŸ™

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  • S [email protected]

    I have plenty of interest in hot dogs.

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    Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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    • C [email protected]

      Pay in 4 is usually zero interest, but they'll stack heavy late fees if you miss it.

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      "why can't we get a mortgage?"

      "Well I bought a hot dog on a payment plan for a laugh, and I defaulted on a 38 cent payment"

      "oh no"

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      • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.deJ [email protected]

        Time to buy another one!

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        Hey! Whoa! Easy there big spender! Some of us are caked in debt here! We can't just be buying hot dogs now all willy-nilly!

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        • L [email protected]

          Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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          The post nearly has a hundred upvotes I'm not the only one interested.

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            Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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            #13

            How does it handle the half-penny? Does it round up or down, collect the remainder at the end, pull an Office Space, what?

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              Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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              That's how you build up good credit

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                How does it handle the half-penny? Does it round up or down, collect the remainder at the end, pull an Office Space, what?

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                The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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                • L [email protected]

                  Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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                  #16

                  Or it's about bestiality.

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                  • S [email protected]

                    No interest?

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                    They generally don't no.

                    They get commission from the stores (because quite likely they wouldn't have made the sale if the option wasn't available), and also late fees

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                    • G [email protected]

                      Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                      good job! a+ financial discipline!

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                        Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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                        I read that in Phil Sebben's voice.

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                          The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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                          Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                            Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                            They really always are.

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                              Costco's co-founder, Jim Sinegal

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                              the amount of consumer goodwill that statement bought easily pays for any losses from the hotdogs. companies seem hellbent on torching their brand reputation for short-term gains these days. little gestures go a long way.

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                                Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                                This is the beginning of the rest pf your life!

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                                  The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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                                  typical POS behavior

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                                    Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                                      Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                                      wait POS doesn't mean piece of shit??

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                                        "why can't we get a mortgage?"

                                        "Well I bought a hot dog on a payment plan for a laugh, and I defaulted on a 38 cent payment"

                                        "oh no"

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                                        Conversely, you can't have a house, you have no credit.

                                        Fine I just paid off a 1.50 loan for a hot dog.

                                        Ok, now you can borrow 500k because you proved yourself responsible with $1.50

                                        Reality isn't too far off, back in the day I couldn't get a loan because I had zero credit history, but then could get a mortgage after a few months of getting a credit card with like a 500 dollar credit limit.

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                                          wait POS doesn't mean piece of shit??

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                                          Tge issues with TLS is that they overlap.

                                          POS

                                          • point of sale
                                          • piece of shit
                                          • priate on starboard
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