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Finally paid off my Costco hotdog πŸ™

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    Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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    That's how you build up good credit

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      How does it handle the half-penny? Does it round up or down, collect the remainder at the end, pull an Office Space, what?

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      The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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        Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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        Or it's about bestiality.

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          No interest?

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          They generally don't no.

          They get commission from the stores (because quite likely they wouldn't have made the sale if the option wasn't available), and also late fees

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          • G [email protected]

            Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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            good job! a+ financial discipline!

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              Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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              I read that in Phil Sebben's voice.

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                The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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                Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                  Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                  They really always are.

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                    Costco's co-founder, Jim Sinegal

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                    the amount of consumer goodwill that statement bought easily pays for any losses from the hotdogs. companies seem hellbent on torching their brand reputation for short-term gains these days. little gestures go a long way.

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                      Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                      This is the beginning of the rest pf your life!

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                        The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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                        typical POS behavior

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                          Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                            Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                            wait POS doesn't mean piece of shit??

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                              "why can't we get a mortgage?"

                              "Well I bought a hot dog on a payment plan for a laugh, and I defaulted on a 38 cent payment"

                              "oh no"

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                              Conversely, you can't have a house, you have no credit.

                              Fine I just paid off a 1.50 loan for a hot dog.

                              Ok, now you can borrow 500k because you proved yourself responsible with $1.50

                              Reality isn't too far off, back in the day I couldn't get a loan because I had zero credit history, but then could get a mortgage after a few months of getting a credit card with like a 500 dollar credit limit.

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                                wait POS doesn't mean piece of shit??

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                                Tge issues with TLS is that they overlap.

                                POS

                                • point of sale
                                • piece of shit
                                • priate on starboard
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                                  Conversely, you can't have a house, you have no credit.

                                  Fine I just paid off a 1.50 loan for a hot dog.

                                  Ok, now you can borrow 500k because you proved yourself responsible with $1.50

                                  Reality isn't too far off, back in the day I couldn't get a loan because I had zero credit history, but then could get a mortgage after a few months of getting a credit card with like a 500 dollar credit limit.

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                                  Back in the day, one could get a credit history by being listed as an authorized user on someone elses card. One never needed physical possession of the card, nor needed to use it.

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                                    Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                                    My bank finally approved us for a hotdog jumboloan! We sign tomorrow!

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                                    • G [email protected]

                                      Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                                      stonk man but with finans

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                                      • M [email protected]

                                        Back in the day, one could get a credit history by being listed as an authorized user on someone elses card. One never needed physical possession of the card, nor needed to use it.

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                                        Still possible with AmEx, if I'm not mistaken, and in some cases can backdate your AAoA.

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                                        • bdonvr@thelemmy.clubB [email protected]

                                          They generally don't no.

                                          They get commission from the stores (because quite likely they wouldn't have made the sale if the option wasn't available), and also late fees

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                                          Also data for advertising

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