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Finally paid off my Costco hotdog πŸ™

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    No interest?

    bdonvr@thelemmy.clubB This user is from outside of this forum
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    They generally don't no.

    They get commission from the stores (because quite likely they wouldn't have made the sale if the option wasn't available), and also late fees

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      Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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      good job! a+ financial discipline!

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      • L [email protected]

        Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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        I read that in Phil Sebben's voice.

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          The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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          Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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            Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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            They really always are.

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            • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

              Costco's co-founder, Jim Sinegal

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              the amount of consumer goodwill that statement bought easily pays for any losses from the hotdogs. companies seem hellbent on torching their brand reputation for short-term gains these days. little gestures go a long way.

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                Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                This is the beginning of the rest pf your life!

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                  The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

                  griff@lemmings.worldG This user is from outside of this forum
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                  typical POS behavior

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                    Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                      Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

                      owsei@programming.devO This user is from outside of this forum
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                      wait POS doesn't mean piece of shit??

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                        "why can't we get a mortgage?"

                        "Well I bought a hot dog on a payment plan for a laugh, and I defaulted on a 38 cent payment"

                        "oh no"

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                        Conversely, you can't have a house, you have no credit.

                        Fine I just paid off a 1.50 loan for a hot dog.

                        Ok, now you can borrow 500k because you proved yourself responsible with $1.50

                        Reality isn't too far off, back in the day I couldn't get a loan because I had zero credit history, but then could get a mortgage after a few months of getting a credit card with like a 500 dollar credit limit.

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                        • owsei@programming.devO [email protected]

                          wait POS doesn't mean piece of shit??

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                          Tge issues with TLS is that they overlap.

                          POS

                          • point of sale
                          • piece of shit
                          • priate on starboard
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                            Conversely, you can't have a house, you have no credit.

                            Fine I just paid off a 1.50 loan for a hot dog.

                            Ok, now you can borrow 500k because you proved yourself responsible with $1.50

                            Reality isn't too far off, back in the day I couldn't get a loan because I had zero credit history, but then could get a mortgage after a few months of getting a credit card with like a 500 dollar credit limit.

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                            Back in the day, one could get a credit history by being listed as an authorized user on someone elses card. One never needed physical possession of the card, nor needed to use it.

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                              Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                              My bank finally approved us for a hotdog jumboloan! We sign tomorrow!

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                                Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                                stonk man but with finans

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                                  Back in the day, one could get a credit history by being listed as an authorized user on someone elses card. One never needed physical possession of the card, nor needed to use it.

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                                  Still possible with AmEx, if I'm not mistaken, and in some cases can backdate your AAoA.

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                                  • bdonvr@thelemmy.clubB [email protected]

                                    They generally don't no.

                                    They get commission from the stores (because quite likely they wouldn't have made the sale if the option wasn't available), and also late fees

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                                    Also data for advertising

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                                    • M [email protected]

                                      Tge issues with TLS is that they overlap.

                                      POS

                                      • point of sale
                                      • piece of shit
                                      • priate on starboard
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                                      Political science

                                      Proof of stake

                                      Position

                                      It's just a really common one

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                                        Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                                        #35

                                        They should allow Pay in 4 for online subscriptions.

                                        For example Netflix. Instead of paying 8€ a month you would pay €8 a month for 4 subscriptions.

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                                          They should allow Pay in 4 for online subscriptions.

                                          For example Netflix. Instead of paying 8€ a month you would pay €8 a month for 4 subscriptions.

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                                          This has a similar energy to, "Lend me a dollar, but give me fifty cents. Then I'll owe you fifty cents, and you'll owe me fifty cents, and we'll be even."

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