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Finally paid off my Costco hotdog πŸ™

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    Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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    good job! a+ financial discipline!

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    • L [email protected]

      Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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      I read that in Phil Sebben's voice.

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      • I [email protected]

        The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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        Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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          Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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          They really always are.

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            Costco's co-founder, Jim Sinegal

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            the amount of consumer goodwill that statement bought easily pays for any losses from the hotdogs. companies seem hellbent on torching their brand reputation for short-term gains these days. little gestures go a long way.

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            • G [email protected]

              Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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              This is the beginning of the rest pf your life!

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                The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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                typical POS behavior

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                • G [email protected]

                  Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                    Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                    wait POS doesn't mean piece of shit??

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                      "why can't we get a mortgage?"

                      "Well I bought a hot dog on a payment plan for a laugh, and I defaulted on a 38 cent payment"

                      "oh no"

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                      Conversely, you can't have a house, you have no credit.

                      Fine I just paid off a 1.50 loan for a hot dog.

                      Ok, now you can borrow 500k because you proved yourself responsible with $1.50

                      Reality isn't too far off, back in the day I couldn't get a loan because I had zero credit history, but then could get a mortgage after a few months of getting a credit card with like a 500 dollar credit limit.

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                      • owsei@programming.devO [email protected]

                        wait POS doesn't mean piece of shit??

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                        Tge issues with TLS is that they overlap.

                        POS

                        • point of sale
                        • piece of shit
                        • priate on starboard
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                        • J [email protected]

                          Conversely, you can't have a house, you have no credit.

                          Fine I just paid off a 1.50 loan for a hot dog.

                          Ok, now you can borrow 500k because you proved yourself responsible with $1.50

                          Reality isn't too far off, back in the day I couldn't get a loan because I had zero credit history, but then could get a mortgage after a few months of getting a credit card with like a 500 dollar credit limit.

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                          Back in the day, one could get a credit history by being listed as an authorized user on someone elses card. One never needed physical possession of the card, nor needed to use it.

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                          • G [email protected]

                            Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                            My bank finally approved us for a hotdog jumboloan! We sign tomorrow!

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                            • G [email protected]

                              Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                              stonk man but with finans

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                              • M [email protected]

                                Back in the day, one could get a credit history by being listed as an authorized user on someone elses card. One never needed physical possession of the card, nor needed to use it.

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                                Still possible with AmEx, if I'm not mistaken, and in some cases can backdate your AAoA.

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                                • bdonvr@thelemmy.clubB [email protected]

                                  They generally don't no.

                                  They get commission from the stores (because quite likely they wouldn't have made the sale if the option wasn't available), and also late fees

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                                  Also data for advertising

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                                  • M [email protected]

                                    Tge issues with TLS is that they overlap.

                                    POS

                                    • point of sale
                                    • piece of shit
                                    • priate on starboard
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                                    Political science

                                    Proof of stake

                                    Position

                                    It's just a really common one

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                                    • G [email protected]

                                      Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                                      #35

                                      They should allow Pay in 4 for online subscriptions.

                                      For example Netflix. Instead of paying 8€ a month you would pay €8 a month for 4 subscriptions.

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                                        They should allow Pay in 4 for online subscriptions.

                                        For example Netflix. Instead of paying 8€ a month you would pay €8 a month for 4 subscriptions.

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                                        This has a similar energy to, "Lend me a dollar, but give me fifty cents. Then I'll owe you fifty cents, and you'll owe me fifty cents, and we'll be even."

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                                        • U [email protected]

                                          the amount of consumer goodwill that statement bought easily pays for any losses from the hotdogs. companies seem hellbent on torching their brand reputation for short-term gains these days. little gestures go a long way.

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                                          Also my mum brought me some costco hotdogs the other day. It's hard to get good American food in grocery stores here in Australia but those delicious smokey dogs have me considering a membership. So good.

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