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Finally paid off my Costco hotdog 🙏

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    No interest?

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    I have plenty of interest in hot dogs.

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      Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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      You are truly a legend to dedicate to the bit.

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        Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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        Time to buy another one!

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        • S [email protected]

          I have plenty of interest in hot dogs.

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          #9

          Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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          • C [email protected]

            Pay in 4 is usually zero interest, but they'll stack heavy late fees if you miss it.

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            "why can't we get a mortgage?"

            "Well I bought a hot dog on a payment plan for a laugh, and I defaulted on a 38 cent payment"

            "oh no"

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            • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.deJ [email protected]

              Time to buy another one!

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              Hey! Whoa! Easy there big spender! Some of us are caked in debt here! We can't just be buying hot dogs now all willy-nilly!

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                Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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                #12

                The post nearly has a hundred upvotes I'm not the only one interested.

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                  Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                  #13

                  How does it handle the half-penny? Does it round up or down, collect the remainder at the end, pull an Office Space, what?

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                    Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                    That's how you build up good credit

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                      How does it handle the half-penny? Does it round up or down, collect the remainder at the end, pull an Office Space, what?

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                      The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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                      • L [email protected]

                        Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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                        #16

                        Or it's about bestiality.

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                        • S [email protected]

                          No interest?

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                          They generally don't no.

                          They get commission from the stores (because quite likely they wouldn't have made the sale if the option wasn't available), and also late fees

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                            Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                            good job! a+ financial discipline!

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                              Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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                              I read that in Phil Sebben's voice.

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                                The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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                                Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                                  Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                                  They really always are.

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                                    Costco's co-founder, Jim Sinegal

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                                    the amount of consumer goodwill that statement bought easily pays for any losses from the hotdogs. companies seem hellbent on torching their brand reputation for short-term gains these days. little gestures go a long way.

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                                      Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                                      This is the beginning of the rest pf your life!

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                                        The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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                                        typical POS behavior

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                                          Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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