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Finally paid off my Costco hotdog πŸ™

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    Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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    No interest?

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      Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

      ummthatguy@lemmy.worldU This user is from outside of this forum
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      Costco's co-founder, Jim Sinegal

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        No interest?

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        Pay in 4 is usually zero interest, but they'll stack heavy late fees if you miss it.

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          No interest?

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          I have plenty of interest in hot dogs.

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          • G [email protected]

            Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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            You are truly a legend to dedicate to the bit.

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            • G [email protected]

              Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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              Time to buy another one!

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                I have plenty of interest in hot dogs.

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                Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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                  Pay in 4 is usually zero interest, but they'll stack heavy late fees if you miss it.

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                  "why can't we get a mortgage?"

                  "Well I bought a hot dog on a payment plan for a laugh, and I defaulted on a 38 cent payment"

                  "oh no"

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                  • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.deJ [email protected]

                    Time to buy another one!

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                    Hey! Whoa! Easy there big spender! Some of us are caked in debt here! We can't just be buying hot dogs now all willy-nilly!

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                      Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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                      The post nearly has a hundred upvotes I'm not the only one interested.

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                      • G [email protected]

                        Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                        How does it handle the half-penny? Does it round up or down, collect the remainder at the end, pull an Office Space, what?

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                          Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                          That's how you build up good credit

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                            How does it handle the half-penny? Does it round up or down, collect the remainder at the end, pull an Office Space, what?

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                            The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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                              Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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                              Or it's about bestiality.

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                                No interest?

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                                They generally don't no.

                                They get commission from the stores (because quite likely they wouldn't have made the sale if the option wasn't available), and also late fees

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                                • G [email protected]

                                  Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                                  good job! a+ financial discipline!

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                                    Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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                                    I read that in Phil Sebben's voice.

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                                      The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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                                      Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                                        Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                                        They really always are.

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                                          Costco's co-founder, Jim Sinegal

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                                          the amount of consumer goodwill that statement bought easily pays for any losses from the hotdogs. companies seem hellbent on torching their brand reputation for short-term gains these days. little gestures go a long way.

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