Finally paid off my Costco hotdog 🙏
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Time to buy another one!
Hey! Whoa! Easy there big spender! Some of us are caked in debt here! We can't just be buying hot dogs now all willy-nilly!
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Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!
The post nearly has a hundred upvotes I'm not the only one interested.
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Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]How does it handle the half-penny? Does it round up or down, collect the remainder at the end, pull an Office Space, what?
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Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.
That's how you build up good credit
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How does it handle the half-penny? Does it round up or down, collect the remainder at the end, pull an Office Space, what?
The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.
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Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!
Or it's about bestiality.
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No interest?
They generally don't no.
They get commission from the stores (because quite likely they wouldn't have made the sale if the option wasn't available), and also late fees
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Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.
good job! a+ financial discipline!
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Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!
I read that in Phil Sebben's voice.
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The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.
Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol
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Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol
They really always are.
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Costco's co-founder, Jim Sinegal
wrote on last edited by [email protected]the amount of consumer goodwill that statement bought easily pays for any losses from the hotdogs. companies seem hellbent on torching their brand reputation for short-term gains these days. little gestures go a long way.
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Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.
This is the beginning of the rest pf your life!
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The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.
typical POS behavior
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Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.
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Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol
wait POS doesn't mean piece of shit??
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"why can't we get a mortgage?"
"Well I bought a hot dog on a payment plan for a laugh, and I defaulted on a 38 cent payment"
"oh no"
Conversely, you can't have a house, you have no credit.
Fine I just paid off a 1.50 loan for a hot dog.
Ok, now you can borrow 500k because you proved yourself responsible with $1.50
Reality isn't too far off, back in the day I couldn't get a loan because I had zero credit history, but then could get a mortgage after a few months of getting a credit card with like a 500 dollar credit limit.
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wait POS doesn't mean piece of shit??
Tge issues with TLS is that they overlap.
POS
- point of sale
- piece of shit
- priate on starboard
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Conversely, you can't have a house, you have no credit.
Fine I just paid off a 1.50 loan for a hot dog.
Ok, now you can borrow 500k because you proved yourself responsible with $1.50
Reality isn't too far off, back in the day I couldn't get a loan because I had zero credit history, but then could get a mortgage after a few months of getting a credit card with like a 500 dollar credit limit.
Back in the day, one could get a credit history by being listed as an authorized user on someone elses card. One never needed physical possession of the card, nor needed to use it.
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Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.
My bank finally approved us for a hotdog jumboloan! We sign tomorrow!
