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Finally paid off my Costco hotdog πŸ™

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    How does it handle the half-penny? Does it round up or down, collect the remainder at the end, pull an Office Space, what?

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    The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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    • L [email protected]

      Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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      Or it's about bestiality.

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        No interest?

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        They generally don't no.

        They get commission from the stores (because quite likely they wouldn't have made the sale if the option wasn't available), and also late fees

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          Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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          good job! a+ financial discipline!

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            Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

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            I read that in Phil Sebben's voice.

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            • I [email protected]

              The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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              Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                They really always are.

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                • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                  Costco's co-founder, Jim Sinegal

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                  the amount of consumer goodwill that statement bought easily pays for any losses from the hotdogs. companies seem hellbent on torching their brand reputation for short-term gains these days. little gestures go a long way.

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                    Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                    This is the beginning of the rest pf your life!

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                      The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

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                      typical POS behavior

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                      • G [email protected]

                        Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                          Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

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                          wait POS doesn't mean piece of shit??

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                            "why can't we get a mortgage?"

                            "Well I bought a hot dog on a payment plan for a laugh, and I defaulted on a 38 cent payment"

                            "oh no"

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                            Conversely, you can't have a house, you have no credit.

                            Fine I just paid off a 1.50 loan for a hot dog.

                            Ok, now you can borrow 500k because you proved yourself responsible with $1.50

                            Reality isn't too far off, back in the day I couldn't get a loan because I had zero credit history, but then could get a mortgage after a few months of getting a credit card with like a 500 dollar credit limit.

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                            • owsei@programming.devO [email protected]

                              wait POS doesn't mean piece of shit??

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                              Tge issues with TLS is that they overlap.

                              POS

                              • point of sale
                              • piece of shit
                              • priate on starboard
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                              • J [email protected]

                                Conversely, you can't have a house, you have no credit.

                                Fine I just paid off a 1.50 loan for a hot dog.

                                Ok, now you can borrow 500k because you proved yourself responsible with $1.50

                                Reality isn't too far off, back in the day I couldn't get a loan because I had zero credit history, but then could get a mortgage after a few months of getting a credit card with like a 500 dollar credit limit.

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                                Back in the day, one could get a credit history by being listed as an authorized user on someone elses card. One never needed physical possession of the card, nor needed to use it.

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                                  Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                                  My bank finally approved us for a hotdog jumboloan! We sign tomorrow!

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                                    Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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                                    stonk man but with finans

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                                      Back in the day, one could get a credit history by being listed as an authorized user on someone elses card. One never needed physical possession of the card, nor needed to use it.

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                                      Still possible with AmEx, if I'm not mistaken, and in some cases can backdate your AAoA.

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                                      • bdonvr@thelemmy.clubB [email protected]

                                        They generally don't no.

                                        They get commission from the stores (because quite likely they wouldn't have made the sale if the option wasn't available), and also late fees

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                                        Also data for advertising

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          Tge issues with TLS is that they overlap.

                                          POS

                                          • point of sale
                                          • piece of shit
                                          • priate on starboard
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                                          Political science

                                          Proof of stake

                                          Position

                                          It's just a really common one

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