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  • early_to_risa@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]
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    Anon needs to post dashcam footage

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      Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.

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        Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.

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          Anon is a shitty driver

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          Anon is a squirrel

          Except for the driving part but it's all relative

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            Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.

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            Unless it doesn't. I've met some cocky 90 year olds

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              Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.

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              Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they'd never see it disproven.

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                Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.

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                  Anon is a shitty driver

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                  That's also what I read from that.

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                    Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don't set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.

                    So, what's your hobby?

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                      Anon is a squirrel

                      Except for the driving part but it's all relative

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                      Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.

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                        If you almost get into an accident, you have encountered a bad driver.

                        If you get into an accident almost every time, you are the bad driver.

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                          Given enough time on the planet eventually he'll gain so much power that he will be able to spell.

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                            fake: anon is just a shitty driver

                            gay: anon is bragging in hopes to score with other anons

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                              Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.

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                              But then there's quantum immortality which kinda is like that. Your consciousness picks a universe where you don't die for you to experience. Maybe it even picks an ideal reality, though in a "reality I need" kind of way, not necessarily a "reality I want".

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                                Anon:

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                                • excrubulent@slrpnk.netE [email protected]

                                  Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they'd never see it disproven.

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                                  I dunno', quite a few people are aware that they're dying before they die.

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                                    I dunno', quite a few people are aware that they're dying before they die.

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                                    Oh I do know about that, I've had a near death experience myself, your body/brain has an uncanny sense that says "you are dangling over the precipice right now."

                                    I just mean that until it actually happens, there is no true confirmation, and after, you can't report back, that's why it's called a mystery.

                                    In fact from the way that person is talking it sounds like they may have had such an experience, and maybe now they're doubting that it's real.

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                                      immortal from Incincible comic

                                      anon is Invisible

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                                        Oh I do know about that, I've had a near death experience myself, your body/brain has an uncanny sense that says "you are dangling over the precipice right now."

                                        I just mean that until it actually happens, there is no true confirmation, and after, you can't report back, that's why it's called a mystery.

                                        In fact from the way that person is talking it sounds like they may have had such an experience, and maybe now they're doubting that it's real.

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                                        Did the experience leave you any belief in the afterlife

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                                          But then there's quantum immortality which kinda is like that. Your consciousness picks a universe where you don't die for you to experience. Maybe it even picks an ideal reality, though in a "reality I need" kind of way, not necessarily a "reality I want".

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                                          When does it pick one where Heaven is real

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