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    Anon is a shitty driver

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      Anon needs to post dashcam footage

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        Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.

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          Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.

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            Anon is a shitty driver

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            Anon is a squirrel

            Except for the driving part but it's all relative

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              Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.

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              Unless it doesn't. I've met some cocky 90 year olds

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                Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.

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                Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they'd never see it disproven.

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                  Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.

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                    Anon is a shitty driver

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                    That's also what I read from that.

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                      Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don't set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.

                      So, what's your hobby?

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                        Anon is a squirrel

                        Except for the driving part but it's all relative

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                        Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.

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                          If you almost get into an accident, you have encountered a bad driver.

                          If you get into an accident almost every time, you are the bad driver.

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                            Given enough time on the planet eventually he'll gain so much power that he will be able to spell.

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                              fake: anon is just a shitty driver

                              gay: anon is bragging in hopes to score with other anons

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                                Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.

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                                But then there's quantum immortality which kinda is like that. Your consciousness picks a universe where you don't die for you to experience. Maybe it even picks an ideal reality, though in a "reality I need" kind of way, not necessarily a "reality I want".

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                                  Anon:

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                                    Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they'd never see it disproven.

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                                    I dunno', quite a few people are aware that they're dying before they die.

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                                      I dunno', quite a few people are aware that they're dying before they die.

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                                      Oh I do know about that, I've had a near death experience myself, your body/brain has an uncanny sense that says "you are dangling over the precipice right now."

                                      I just mean that until it actually happens, there is no true confirmation, and after, you can't report back, that's why it's called a mystery.

                                      In fact from the way that person is talking it sounds like they may have had such an experience, and maybe now they're doubting that it's real.

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                                        immortal from Incincible comic

                                        anon is Invisible

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                                          Oh I do know about that, I've had a near death experience myself, your body/brain has an uncanny sense that says "you are dangling over the precipice right now."

                                          I just mean that until it actually happens, there is no true confirmation, and after, you can't report back, that's why it's called a mystery.

                                          In fact from the way that person is talking it sounds like they may have had such an experience, and maybe now they're doubting that it's real.

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                                          Did the experience leave you any belief in the afterlife

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