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    Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.

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      Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.

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        Anon is a shitty driver

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        Anon is a squirrel

        Except for the driving part but it's all relative

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          Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.

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          Unless it doesn't. I've met some cocky 90 year olds

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            Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.

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            Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they'd never see it disproven.

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              Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.

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                Anon is a shitty driver

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                That's also what I read from that.

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                  Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don't set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.

                  So, what's your hobby?

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                    Anon is a squirrel

                    Except for the driving part but it's all relative

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                    Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.

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                      If you almost get into an accident, you have encountered a bad driver.

                      If you get into an accident almost every time, you are the bad driver.

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                        Given enough time on the planet eventually he'll gain so much power that he will be able to spell.

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                          fake: anon is just a shitty driver

                          gay: anon is bragging in hopes to score with other anons

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                            Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.

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                            But then there's quantum immortality which kinda is like that. Your consciousness picks a universe where you don't die for you to experience. Maybe it even picks an ideal reality, though in a "reality I need" kind of way, not necessarily a "reality I want".

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                              Anon:

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                              • excrubulent@slrpnk.netE [email protected]

                                Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they'd never see it disproven.

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                                I dunno', quite a few people are aware that they're dying before they die.

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                                  I dunno', quite a few people are aware that they're dying before they die.

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                                  Oh I do know about that, I've had a near death experience myself, your body/brain has an uncanny sense that says "you are dangling over the precipice right now."

                                  I just mean that until it actually happens, there is no true confirmation, and after, you can't report back, that's why it's called a mystery.

                                  In fact from the way that person is talking it sounds like they may have had such an experience, and maybe now they're doubting that it's real.

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                                    immortal from Incincible comic

                                    anon is Invisible

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                                      Oh I do know about that, I've had a near death experience myself, your body/brain has an uncanny sense that says "you are dangling over the precipice right now."

                                      I just mean that until it actually happens, there is no true confirmation, and after, you can't report back, that's why it's called a mystery.

                                      In fact from the way that person is talking it sounds like they may have had such an experience, and maybe now they're doubting that it's real.

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                                      Did the experience leave you any belief in the afterlife

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                                        But then there's quantum immortality which kinda is like that. Your consciousness picks a universe where you don't die for you to experience. Maybe it even picks an ideal reality, though in a "reality I need" kind of way, not necessarily a "reality I want".

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                                        When does it pick one where Heaven is real

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                                          This is why I believe in Quantum Immortality.. even if the idea is rather silly

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