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    Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.

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    Unless it doesn't. I've met some cocky 90 year olds

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      Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.

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      Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they'd never see it disproven.

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        Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.

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          Anon is a shitty driver

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          That's also what I read from that.

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            Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don't set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.

            So, what's your hobby?

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            • W [email protected]

              Anon is a squirrel

              Except for the driving part but it's all relative

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              Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.

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                If you almost get into an accident, you have encountered a bad driver.

                If you get into an accident almost every time, you are the bad driver.

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                  Given enough time on the planet eventually he'll gain so much power that he will be able to spell.

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                    fake: anon is just a shitty driver

                    gay: anon is bragging in hopes to score with other anons

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                      Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.

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                      But then there's quantum immortality which kinda is like that. Your consciousness picks a universe where you don't die for you to experience. Maybe it even picks an ideal reality, though in a "reality I need" kind of way, not necessarily a "reality I want".

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                        Anon:

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                        • excrubulent@slrpnk.netE [email protected]

                          Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they'd never see it disproven.

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                          I dunno', quite a few people are aware that they're dying before they die.

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                            I dunno', quite a few people are aware that they're dying before they die.

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                            Oh I do know about that, I've had a near death experience myself, your body/brain has an uncanny sense that says "you are dangling over the precipice right now."

                            I just mean that until it actually happens, there is no true confirmation, and after, you can't report back, that's why it's called a mystery.

                            In fact from the way that person is talking it sounds like they may have had such an experience, and maybe now they're doubting that it's real.

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                              immortal from Incincible comic

                              anon is Invisible

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                              • excrubulent@slrpnk.netE [email protected]

                                Oh I do know about that, I've had a near death experience myself, your body/brain has an uncanny sense that says "you are dangling over the precipice right now."

                                I just mean that until it actually happens, there is no true confirmation, and after, you can't report back, that's why it's called a mystery.

                                In fact from the way that person is talking it sounds like they may have had such an experience, and maybe now they're doubting that it's real.

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                                Did the experience leave you any belief in the afterlife

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                                  But then there's quantum immortality which kinda is like that. Your consciousness picks a universe where you don't die for you to experience. Maybe it even picks an ideal reality, though in a "reality I need" kind of way, not necessarily a "reality I want".

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                                  When does it pick one where Heaven is real

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                                    This is why I believe in Quantum Immortality.. even if the idea is rather silly

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                                      Did the experience leave you any belief in the afterlife

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                                      Not by itself no, but it was a vector to be indoctrinated into a strong belief in a christian afterlife at a very young age.

                                      I no longer hold any of those beliefs. I now think that existence ex-nihilo and creation by something outside of the natural universe are two equally absurd possibilities, and science is fundamentally incapable of resolving that question.

                                      I have certainly had odd, even otherworldly experiences, but I couldn't say what any of them meant or if they mean anything at all. I am deeply suspicious of anyone that claims to have the answers.

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                                        Not by itself no, but it was a vector to be indoctrinated into a strong belief in a christian afterlife at a very young age.

                                        I no longer hold any of those beliefs. I now think that existence ex-nihilo and creation by something outside of the natural universe are two equally absurd possibilities, and science is fundamentally incapable of resolving that question.

                                        I have certainly had odd, even otherworldly experiences, but I couldn't say what any of them meant or if they mean anything at all. I am deeply suspicious of anyone that claims to have the answers.

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                                        I hear people who have an NDE are like, CONVINCED there's an afterlife htat's why I asked...

                                        I've been having a crisis of faith lately I guess. Which is weird because I'm not religious, I've been in the agnostic camp of "There's probably supernatural stuff, we're just dumb humans and can't see it."

                                        But now I'm worried that the materialist atheist douchebags who go around saying "Skydaddy" unironically, the smug r/atheist types who get off to debating creationists ya know..... are actually correct, there's no magic, no hope, and that we all die alone.... Though how anyone could be smug in the face of such a morbid concept

                                        What exactly is "Existence Ex-Nihilo", I found "Creation Ex-Nihilo" but that seems to be the same thing as "creation by something outside of hte natural universe", so I definitely misunderstand

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                                          Given enough time on the planet eventually he'll gain so much power that he will be able to spell.

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                                          On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for anon will drop to zero.

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