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  • M [email protected]

    Sounds like Wisconsin

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    Philly suburb.

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    • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

      red flag? nah that's a bright green flag.

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      Nothing green about alcoholism. I enjoy my beer, gin and occasionall hangover but alcohol addiction is nothing to celebrate

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        Like a public sector job in Wisconsin would have a union (and isn't police).

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        Our union is the Teamsters and when I was taking my school bus training class I joked to the guy next to me that I was concerned I was going to start getting calls to go down to the docks and break somebody's kneecaps. This guy, dead serious, said "I'd like that".

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        • null@slrpnk.netN [email protected]

          I mean, more than a few drinks a week will fuck up your brain.

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          more than a few drinks a week

          More than 0. There is no save amount of alcohol. But almost nothing we do is save. Go outside in the sun? Cancer! Eat fat/sugar? Heart/Liver failure! Stress from work and doomscrolling? Depression and anxiety!

          Choose your poison, but know it is poisonous! Cheers 🍻

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          • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.deM [email protected]

            it's called a high-functioning alcoholic and it's not based

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            It's based as hell dude

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              It's based as hell dude

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              Based in reality, yes. Based as in the common colloquialism to mean something cool and relatable, no.

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              • null@slrpnk.netN [email protected]

                About 1 a day -- if you're going over that, you'd be considered a "heavy drinker"

                But even that much is still "bad" for you, just not as bad.

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                My wife worries about my drinking. I might have 18 cans of beer in a year if I'm really going crazy.

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                • meatpilot@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                  "Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?"

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                  Scalpel...

                  Suction...

                  Fry...

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                    Aha yes, Teaching.

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                    The only way to deal with a classroom full of antichrists

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                    • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                      red flag? nah that's a bright green flag.

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                      "I love trying to get in the pants of addicts!"

                      Christ you seem like a slimy dude.

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                        That little brunette can grab my yoke any day

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                        What the fuck

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                        • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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                          This is fairly common in the bar/restaurant industry.

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                            What the fuck

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                            Horny lemmy is at it again!

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                              What constitutes "more than a few" here?

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                              The other comment is a pretty good baseline (1 a day), but there is some nuance to it. Gender/body size/age, etc all play a role. And it matters if youre literally doing 1 a day or averaging 1 a day. Having 7 drinks every saturday is not the same and have 1 drink with dinner every day.

                              The best answer is, consult your medical professional

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                                "I love trying to get in the pants of addicts!"

                                Christ you seem like a slimy dude.

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                                Who said anything about trying to get in their pants? Why is this suddenly about taking sexual advantage of an addict?

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                                  Who said anything about trying to get in their pants? Why is this suddenly about taking sexual advantage of an addict?

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                                  They are literally saying that someone getting drunk in the middle of the day is a "bright green flag"

                                  A green flag for what?

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                                    Based in reality, yes. Based as in the common colloquialism to mean something cool and relatable, no.

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                                    It's very relatable though

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                                    • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                                      Don't do bees in their knees either, kids

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                                      But unprotected bees in their knees is the cat’s pajamas.

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                                      • P [email protected]

                                        Based in reality, yes. Based as in the common colloquialism to mean something cool and relatable, no.

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                                        Cool? No. Relatable? Unfortunately yes for many.

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                                          This is fairly common in the bar/restaurant industry.

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                                          I think a lot of politicians also do it.

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