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  • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

    red flag? nah that's a bright green flag.

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    Nothing green about alcoholism. I enjoy my beer, gin and occasionall hangover but alcohol addiction is nothing to celebrate

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      Like a public sector job in Wisconsin would have a union (and isn't police).

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      Our union is the Teamsters and when I was taking my school bus training class I joked to the guy next to me that I was concerned I was going to start getting calls to go down to the docks and break somebody's kneecaps. This guy, dead serious, said "I'd like that".

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      • null@slrpnk.netN [email protected]

        I mean, more than a few drinks a week will fuck up your brain.

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        more than a few drinks a week

        More than 0. There is no save amount of alcohol. But almost nothing we do is save. Go outside in the sun? Cancer! Eat fat/sugar? Heart/Liver failure! Stress from work and doomscrolling? Depression and anxiety!

        Choose your poison, but know it is poisonous! Cheers 🍻

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        • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.deM [email protected]

          it's called a high-functioning alcoholic and it's not based

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          It's based as hell dude

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            It's based as hell dude

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            Based in reality, yes. Based as in the common colloquialism to mean something cool and relatable, no.

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            • null@slrpnk.netN [email protected]

              About 1 a day -- if you're going over that, you'd be considered a "heavy drinker"

              But even that much is still "bad" for you, just not as bad.

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              My wife worries about my drinking. I might have 18 cans of beer in a year if I'm really going crazy.

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              • meatpilot@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                "Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?"

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                Scalpel...

                Suction...

                Fry...

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                  Aha yes, Teaching.

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                  The only way to deal with a classroom full of antichrists

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                  • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                    red flag? nah that's a bright green flag.

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                    "I love trying to get in the pants of addicts!"

                    Christ you seem like a slimy dude.

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                      That little brunette can grab my yoke any day

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                      What the fuck

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                      • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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                        This is fairly common in the bar/restaurant industry.

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                          What the fuck

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                          Horny lemmy is at it again!

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                            What constitutes "more than a few" here?

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                            The other comment is a pretty good baseline (1 a day), but there is some nuance to it. Gender/body size/age, etc all play a role. And it matters if youre literally doing 1 a day or averaging 1 a day. Having 7 drinks every saturday is not the same and have 1 drink with dinner every day.

                            The best answer is, consult your medical professional

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                              "I love trying to get in the pants of addicts!"

                              Christ you seem like a slimy dude.

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                              Who said anything about trying to get in their pants? Why is this suddenly about taking sexual advantage of an addict?

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                                Who said anything about trying to get in their pants? Why is this suddenly about taking sexual advantage of an addict?

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                                They are literally saying that someone getting drunk in the middle of the day is a "bright green flag"

                                A green flag for what?

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                                  Based in reality, yes. Based as in the common colloquialism to mean something cool and relatable, no.

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                                  It's very relatable though

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                                  • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                                    Don't do bees in their knees either, kids

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                                    But unprotected bees in their knees is the cat’s pajamas.

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                                      Based in reality, yes. Based as in the common colloquialism to mean something cool and relatable, no.

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                                      Cool? No. Relatable? Unfortunately yes for many.

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                                        This is fairly common in the bar/restaurant industry.

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                                        I think a lot of politicians also do it.

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                                          Buddy of mine worked in health care, did urine testing. He's got stories about people coming in way over the legal limit to drive but come across as sober

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